Last time, our Heroes, the RF Gen Gang, were dragged against they're will to court to face judgement for some bogus crimes. Will they be able to get out of this mess? Find out now!

Shadow Kisuragi (Shadow): Your honor, my friends couldn't have done those things!

Judge: One more like that and I will hold you in contempt of Court, Mr. Kisuragi!

Shadow: Sorry...

Miles Edgeworth: Mr. McKnight, where were you on the night of June 21st, 1989?

Redd: Probably sleeping in a crib, you idiot! I was only 1!

Miles: That's no excuse!

Redd: What the hell is wrong with you?!

Judge: Order in the court! Defense, you will restrain your client's attitude!

Phoenix Wright: Redd, calm down. Let me work.

Redd: Tch. Fine. (Under his breath) -Bleep- Judge...

Judge: I heard that.

Redd: Shit...

Judge: Do you have anyone to call to the stand, Mr. Wright?

Phoenix: I do, your honor! The defense calls this completely credible person to the stand! (Signals someone from the crowd of people in the court-room)

(A rather large man approaches the stand)

Izret: Is that Jago from Killer Instinct?

Redd: Suddenly, I have a lot more faith that we will win. (Smiles)

Phoenix: State your name and occupation for the court, sir.

Jago: Jago. I am a Monk from Tibet.

Phoenix: How do you know my client and his friends?

Jago: Redd frequently chooses me to win his battles in Killer Instinct.

Phoenix: I see. Can you confirm his innocence in this case?

Jago: Absolutely. Redd is a heroic man who would not oppose the law without proper justification. Besides, he was with me having a soda last week, so he couldn't have done this.

Miles: But...didn't this happen 25 Years ago?

Jago: Redd would have been 1 back then. As such, it would be impossible. What's more, Evil Santa--

Santa: Hey!

Jago: --said this happened last week. I rest my case.

Redd: This is too awesome.

Judge: You may step down Mister...ummm...Jago.

Jago: (Steps down from stand)

Judge: Okay Mr. McKnight! It is clear that your innocent, so you are clear.

Redd: Yes!!

Judge: Next case?

Miles: Mr. 101, please approach the stand.

Izret: Sheesh...

Miles: Mr. 101, where were you 5 years ago, on the night of December 16th?

Izret: I was--

Miles: OBJECTION! Your lying!

Izret: I didn't even finish my--

Miles: Dut dut dut! Your lying!

Izret: .......

Phoenix: Your honor, if I may call a witness...

Judge: Call them, Mr. Wright.

Phoenix: Come here. (Signals another person)

(A man garbed in yellow gear approaches the stand)

Izret: What the...?

Phoenix: Name and occupation, sir?

Scorpion: Scorpion. I am a Ninja.

Phoenix: And can you verify that Mr. 101 did not commit the crime of murder?

Scorpion: Yes, because I killed Sub-Zero.

Phoenix: The defense rests.

Judge: Very well. Bailiff! Take this...Ninja...and throw him in Jail!

Scorpion: Ninja Vanish! (Vanishes)

Judge: Oh. Ummmm...Mr. 101, you are free to go.

Izret: Nice.

Judge: Mr. 2K! Approach the stand!

Bickman: Okay...

Redd: (Whispers to Zagnorch) Hey, where'd Slackur go?

Zagnorch: Good question.

Miles: Your honor, I have a witness who can confirm that Mr. 2K stole that car!

Judge: Very well. Call them in.

Miles: Witness! Come forth!

(Someone approaches Miles)

Bickman: No way...!!

Redd: Hooooo, boy...

Izret: Okay, now we're -Bleep-.

What surprise witness has Miles Edgeworth called in? Who could possibly implicate Bickman in this case?? Where did Slackur go?! What is the point of all this dumb foreshadowing?! Find out on December 22nd!

DISCLAIMER: As always, this is a work of fiction. The RF Gen Gang is not guilty of any of this stupid crap.

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