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Title: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Lord Nepenthean on February 10, 2005, 08:30:19 AM This is to confirm that
MICHAEL COLLINS XXXX XXXXXXXXXX RD CINCINNATI OH XXXXX-XXXX has been ordained as a minister of the Universal Life Church, Modesto, California. Date of Ordination: 2/9/2005 by Kevin Andrews, Pastor ___________________________________________ The Evil Leon is a reverend too. Anyone want to get married at the RF Gen meet? I can perform the ceremony. Hopefully none of you die at it, but if so, we'll be prepared because I can do funerals too. Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Arrrhalomynn on February 10, 2005, 08:31:02 AM Yeah, I'd like to marry Laurel, Den and Eddie.
Edit: And I intend to murder Leon and Kyle. Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: sinning.dragon on February 10, 2005, 09:39:18 AM I think I'm going to bring a random person to marry. What an adventure.
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Zimbacca on February 10, 2005, 10:09:57 AM Quote Edit: And I intend to murder Leon and Kyle. You'll have to catch me first Dutchey.  Also you forget you're coming to america, everyone here has guns and you don't. So nep... was there any point to doing this? Or was it just for fun? Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: St0rmTK421 on February 10, 2005, 10:28:46 AM He filled out some online form and was made a reverend for some no-name church in California. Leon did the same, and he is actually thinking about paying the $10 for his certificate. I don't know what site that is, but that has to be by far the easiest way to become ordained. I bet there are several hundred thousand reverands just for that one church now lol.
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Zimbacca on February 10, 2005, 10:33:32 AM I think we have a church in Washington that you can just walk in, fill out a forum and get ordained.
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Hydrobond on February 10, 2005, 10:54:23 AM I can legally perform a marraige in the state of Illinois as of about a year ago. I printed the certificate, but lost it somewhere. I'll see if I can find the website again.
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Izret101 on February 10, 2005, 11:44:54 AM Very nice.
Is there an age limit? I would like to marry someone at school. 10 bucks isn't much when you compare it to how much you can make off marrying people and the dead. Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Lord Nepenthean on February 10, 2005, 02:38:52 PM http://www.ulc.net
Quote Please understand that there is no such thing as "instant online ordination." A computer cannot ordain you. Your request must be reviewed before your ordination can be done legally. You cannot be issued a credential automatically by a computer! It took less than 24 hours for them to get back to me. And no, there is no age limit. Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Izret101 on February 10, 2005, 03:34:49 PM Well I'm signed up.
Going to have to show this one to my religion teacher. Bet he will get a kick out of it. Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Lord Nepenthean on February 10, 2005, 06:03:26 PM We're going to be the most wholesome video game site on the net!
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Izret101 on February 10, 2005, 06:15:31 PM I am pretty sure we may be able to apply for money from the government.
We are a religious group now after all. Worth a shot. ;) (I am being serious too) Title: RFG Religon Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on February 10, 2005, 07:21:35 PM If we're gonna get money from the Guv we need a name. What should we call this religon? (and don't start talking about fluids again.) I would say Jedi but the Aussies beat us to it.
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: den68 on February 10, 2005, 07:25:04 PM we better get a few more ordained if we hope to perform a successful excorcism on Arrr. his evil runs so deep.
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Antimind on February 10, 2005, 07:40:45 PM Bah *scoff* Just call me the princess of darkness.
**NOTE** I won't marry a single one of ya's. Not even for a gold NWC. Baby jebus makes me cry. EDIT - I've changed my mind. I will marry the first lucky bastard that produces the following: gold NWC platinum band with a fatty fuckin diamond (no fake shit either) 1 large bag of cool ranch doritos 12 pack of diet dr pepper Custer's Revenge x-large pizza w/onions, pepperoni, green pepper, banana peppers, black olives, sausage, and bacon yellow Subaru Baja Sport (the RC Pro-Am car) Lexx dvds seasons 2-4 And also must be willing to do the following: my laundry dishes cook mah dinner bitch So any takers? >:-) Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Tynstar on February 10, 2005, 08:17:26 PM 1 down 8 to go!
:laugh: Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Antimind on February 10, 2005, 08:23:05 PM Say, what's your wife think bout dat? :P
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Tynstar on February 10, 2005, 08:25:51 PM oh yeah! :laugh:
I will give Rick the cart. Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Lord Nepenthean on February 10, 2005, 08:29:50 PM Where's the scan, man?
http://www.rfgeneration.com/cgi-bin/getinfo.pl?ID=U-005-S-01210-A& That's a game we need one for. Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Zimbacca on February 10, 2005, 08:46:46 PM I've signed up. Now I want to go around school marrying people.
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: captain_nintendo on February 11, 2005, 07:19:59 AM Quote oh yeah!  :laugh: I will give Rick the cart. :o Huh.... Cool , Atari porn rocks ! Cool ranch doritos mmmm. Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: thx1138 on February 11, 2005, 10:27:41 AM I am too. |D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v616/THXII38/certificate.jpg Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Izret101 on February 11, 2005, 11:15:58 AM ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This is to confirm that ANTHONY TERZI XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX SPRINGFIELD MA XXXXXXX has been ordained as a minister of the Universal Life Church, Modesto, California. Date of Ordination: 2/10/2005 by Kevin Andrews, Pastor www.ulc.net ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BOW DOWN BEFORE THE MIGHTY WRATH OF GOD!!! My friend registered and this ggirl i know told me all of her friends have been passing the site around for a week or more now. Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Antimind on February 11, 2005, 01:56:22 PM If any of you turn out to be like this guy I'mma run like hell :laugh:
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Zimbacca on February 11, 2005, 02:01:29 PM This is to confirm that
KYLE NIDAY XXXXXXXXXXXX BATTLE GROUND XXXXXXXXXX has been ordained as a minister of the Universal Life Church, Modesto, California. Date of Ordination: 2/10/2005 by Kevin Andrews, Pastor Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Izret101 on February 12, 2005, 12:57:52 PM Quote If any of you turn out to be like this guy I'mma run like hell  :laugh: If I end up like that guy please do this Quote I knocked a few of his teeth out and he was cryin an screaming. Well I didn't stop there. Every time I knocked him back down on the ground I'd pick him up an keep beatin on him. I killed the mofo without a second thought. (Very slightly edited) Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: den68 on February 12, 2005, 03:43:12 PM religion... bah!
I'm a spy in the house of love. kudos to anyone who gets that reference. ummm... without Googling it. Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Izret101 on February 16, 2005, 12:04:19 PM It appears i was already a Reverend.
http://www.csmonitor.com/2004/0129/p07s02-wome.html Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: den68 on February 16, 2005, 12:58:31 PM you'll have to have your rank changed from staff to Village Priest.
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Izret101 on February 16, 2005, 01:33:25 PM In that case...
I am a case winning multimillionaire lawyer http://www.goldsteinandmorris.com/newsterzi.shtml I Vietnam Vet Poet writing against wars http://www.poetsagainstthewar.org/displaypoem.asp?AuthorID=11232 A one year Trustee to the Knights of Columbus http://aps.naples.net/community/NFNWebpages/storyboard.cfm?StoryBoardNum=81&PageNum=1 14 place 5K Marathon Runner http://www.coolrunning.com/results/97/ct/bran0913.htm Thoseare of course among other things. Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Antimind on February 16, 2005, 03:15:08 PM Quote Thoseare of course among other things. Yea, one of those other things being our personal secreTerzi :P Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Tynstar on February 17, 2005, 09:51:56 AM This is to confirm that
SCOTT WILLIAMS XXXXX X XXXXX LN SURPRISE AZ XXXXX-XXXX has been ordained as a minister of the Universal Life Church, Modesto, California. Date of Ordination: 2/16/2005 by Kevin Andrews, Pastor www.ulc.net Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Jagdiesel on February 21, 2005, 05:53:10 AM Am waiting for me credentials now. Can maybe start that "religious organization" I've always wanted to lead. No, it is not a cult! Now all members must give your bitches to me... |D
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on February 21, 2005, 07:13:55 AM Heh. Funny this is what the simpsons was about.
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Lord Nepenthean on February 21, 2005, 09:13:20 AM It seems as if there is always some way to relate almost anything to the Simpsons.
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Jagdiesel on February 21, 2005, 10:07:20 AM This is to confirm that
WILLIAM MOTE XXXXX X XXXXXXXX AVE XXXXX XXXXX AZ 85XXX-XXXX has been ordained as a minister of the Universal Life Church, Modesto, California. Date of Ordination: 2/21/2005 by Kevin Andrews, Pastor www.ulc.net Now to file for exemption from paying Social Security taxes!!! Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Lord Nepenthean on February 21, 2005, 10:24:18 AM Well, congrats on your ordination! I'm sure your friends and family will be proud!
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Jagdiesel on February 21, 2005, 10:46:17 AM Quote Well, congrats on your ordination!  I'm sure your friends and family will be proud! Thank you, thank you, thank you... If it was an ordination into the Temple of Set they would be ecstatic. Maybe not?! Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Tynstar on February 21, 2005, 11:31:05 AM Temple of Ra
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Antimind on February 21, 2005, 12:51:03 PM This is all well and good so long as I'm the goddess you plan on worshipping.
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: den68 on February 21, 2005, 01:01:01 PM Quote Temple of Ra "What exactly is the headpiece to the staff of Ra?" Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Tynstar on February 21, 2005, 02:02:32 PM I would say a sun since he is the Sun God. Not an Eye like in Stargate. The Eye or Ra was actually the Eye of Horus.
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: thx1138 on March 01, 2005, 02:17:36 AM I have applied for an American Express "blue card" under the name Reverend Mark Brown.
The application form was filled in online, today in the post, I got a form asking for my signature. Addressed to Reverend Mark Brown :D :D Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Sauza12 on March 03, 2005, 07:43:59 AM :laugh:
That is some funny shit. Oh yeah, I'm a reverend now too. Once I get to my home pc I'll post my stuff. I'm almost tempted to shell out $100 so I can choose my own title. Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: thx1138 on March 09, 2005, 02:39:35 AM My AMEX card just arrived. Reverend M Brown :) LOL
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Sauza12 on September 21, 2005, 09:56:41 AM It's time to ressuredt this thread because some surreal shit is going down. Tomorrow at 7:00, I am marrying two of my friends.
Yes, you read that correctly. I am marrying two of my friends. My friends Kim and Eric found out about 3 weeks ago that Kim was pregnant. They have no problem with the pregnancy, but there is an insurance problem. Kim only works part time and as such, doesn't have health insurance. Eric is a paramedic and does, so they need to get married so Kim can be put under Eric's insurance for her doctors appointment on the 5th. So they called me up last week, remembering that I am a minister for the ULC, and asked if I would marry them. After searching Michigan law for a week, it seems like it is absolutley legal and we are going ahead with it tomorrow. I may have to video tape it and figure out how to get it up on the web. Man, times are ca-RAZee. Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: captain_nintendo on September 21, 2005, 10:11:01 AM Quote It's time to ressuredt this thread because some surreal shit is going down.  Tomorrow at 7:00, I am marrying two of my friends. Yes, you read that correctly.  I am marrying two of my friends. My friends Kim and Eric found out about 3 weeks ago that Kim was pregnant.  They have no problem with the pregnancy, but there is an insurance problem.  Kim only works part time and as such, doesn't have health insurance.  Eric is a paramedic and does, so they need to get married so Kim can be put under Eric's insurance for her doctors appointment on the 5th. So they called me up last week, remembering that I am a minister for the ULC, and asked if I would marry them.  After searching Michigan law for a week, it seems like it is absolutley legal and we are going ahead with it tomorrow.  I may have to video tape it and figure out how to get it up on the web. Man, times are ca-RAZee. Awesome :laugh: Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Izret101 on September 21, 2005, 10:37:15 AM That is pretty awesome man.
Best of luck with it and have a good time at the wedding. Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Tynstar on September 21, 2005, 10:40:39 AM Quote It's time to ressuredt this thread because some surreal shit is going down. Tomorrow at 7:00, I am marrying two of my friends. Yes, you read that correctly. I am marrying two of my friends. My friends Kim and Eric found out about 3 weeks ago that Kim was pregnant. They have no problem with the pregnancy, but there is an insurance problem. Kim only works part time and as such, doesn't have health insurance. Eric is a paramedic and does, so they need to get married so Kim can be put under Eric's insurance for her doctors appointment on the 5th. So they called me up last week, remembering that I am a minister for the ULC, and asked if I would marry them. After searching Michigan law for a week, it seems like it is absolutley legal and we are going ahead with it tomorrow. I may have to video tape it and figure out how to get it up on the web. Man, times are ca-RAZee. That is AWESOME!!!!! And what a great romantic reason to get married, Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: den68 on September 21, 2005, 12:51:58 PM If my wife and I ever decide to renew our vows I'll give you call.
and if you can't do video, pictures are a must. Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on September 21, 2005, 01:16:22 PM :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Sauza12 on September 22, 2005, 07:18:42 AM Oh. I gaurantee there will be pictures. Originally they were both going to have thier parents at this thing and I was going to do a brief ceremony, but they have decided to go against it. Oh course, knowing them they will probably change thier minds agian when I get to thier house tonight. They have changed thier mind about the "ceremony" no less than a half dozen times.
Romantic indeed.... |D Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Lord Nepenthean on September 22, 2005, 10:37:39 AM Oh my god this is the coolest/craziest thing ever. My mouth literally dropped open and my tongue rolled out of my mouth like a long red carpet (think cartoon style).
It's great that you can do that for two friends. I hope they will be happy together and send my congratulations to them (and to you for being such a great minister). Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Sauza12 on September 28, 2005, 12:31:37 PM Well, I've been busy as fuck lately, but I decided I should finally get those pictures up that I promised. This first one is me and the lucky groom.
btw, I hate getting my picture taken. Can you tell? :P Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Sauza12 on September 28, 2005, 12:32:39 PM This next one is me signing the license...
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Sauza12 on September 28, 2005, 12:33:58 PM ....and finally me and the happy couple. So far I haven't had any government agents knock on my door, and the county clerk took the license so it looks like it's gonna stand. Some wacky, wacky schiess I tell ya.
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: den68 on September 28, 2005, 12:58:02 PM wow. you actually performed a marriage. amazing.
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Izret101 on September 28, 2005, 01:21:28 PM Thats awesome.
Going to have to pick up a few marrige licenses. Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Tynstar on September 28, 2005, 06:37:25 PM Was it legal for those 2 to get married? They look like they are 14.
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: NDiddy on September 28, 2005, 07:42:23 PM Quote ....and finally me and the happy couple. So far I haven't had any government agents knock on my door, and the county clerk took the license so it looks like it's gonna stand. Some wacky, wacky schiess I tell ya. yeah the guy looks pretty young and it looks like hes taking something out of your pocket. Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Sauza12 on September 29, 2005, 12:52:15 PM Well, they are both 21, but now that you mention it I am missing my wallet....... ;)
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on September 29, 2005, 03:24:16 PM I don't think he's reachin for a wallet there...
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Tynstar on September 29, 2005, 05:42:21 PM What does his new wife think about him grabbing your ass?
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Sauza12 on October 04, 2005, 07:51:20 AM She seems to be all for it. Right before the picture she was screaming "Grab that shit! Do it like a man for mama! Woooooo!". So I started to ran.
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: Tynstar on October 04, 2005, 11:04:53 AM Quote She seems to be all for it. Right before the picture she was screaming "Grab that shit! Do it like a man for mama! Woooooo!". So I started to ran. :o :o :o :o :o On my! Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: tarheelsnipe on October 13, 2005, 03:19:31 PM d00d, this is too crazy. I just submitted my request. I'm hanging the certificate in my office. I wish my MCSE certs were this easy.
Title: Re: You may call me "the Reverend." Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on October 13, 2005, 06:41:58 PM I wish licenses to kill were this easy.
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