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Title: Hee hee Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on January 11, 2005, 12:56:42 PM Quote Why It's So Good To Be A Bloke Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat Queues for the bathroom don't exist You can open all your own jars All your orgasms are real You don't have to lug a bag of useless stuff around You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness Nobody wonders if you swallow You never have to clean a toilet You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes Sex means never worrying about your reputation Wedding plans take care of themselves You don't have to shave below your neck None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry You don't have to curl up next to a hairy backside every night If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices You can write your name in the snow Flowers fix everything You never have to worry about other people's feelings You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours Reverse parking is easy Foreplay is optional Window shopping is what you do when you buy windows Car mechanics tell you the truth You don't give a rat's ass if no-one notices your new haircut The whole world is your urinal One mood, all the time Grey hair and wrinkles add character People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked Someday you'll be a dirty old man. And you're looking forward to it You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood Porn movies are designed specifically with your mind in mind You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries Not liking a person doesn't exclude having great sex with them Your mates never say "talk to me" Life will go on if the bed sheets don't get changed once in a while. I was so bored that when I found this I decided to post it here. Title: Re: Hee hee Post by: sinning.dragon on January 11, 2005, 08:17:29 PM One mood, all the time
What a crock! It may be true that girls have at least 15 submoods for every regular type mood and we go through all of them at least once a day, but once a guy starts feeling bitchy.... ew. Don't even go there. Title: Re: Hee hee Post by: Sauza12 on January 12, 2005, 06:35:51 AM Quote You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked I once bought condoms from a guy that I am assuming is gay because he hit on me while I was buying them. I've never left a gas station that fast in my life. Title: Re: Hee hee Post by: danvx6 on January 13, 2005, 07:02:40 PM Quote once a guy starts feeling bitchy.... ew. Don't even go there. i know this from first-hand experience, i am the bitchiest guy i know. i know some other quite bitchy guys and mostly when they get bitchy all they do is tell any other guy in their way that they have a small penis. (not me though) Title: Re: Hee hee Post by: sinning.dragon on January 13, 2005, 09:40:28 PM !! omg! I think the next time I feel really bitchy (which might be tomorrow if I don't get the job I want) I'm just going to start telling everyone they have a small penis.
Even the ladies. Title: Re: Hee hee Post by: Izret101 on January 14, 2005, 09:01:32 AM Quote I'm just going to start telling everyone they have a small penis. Even the ladies. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Everyone looked at me to see why i was laughing. Title: Re: Hee hee Post by: sinning.dragon on January 14, 2005, 09:03:54 AM Are you in class or somit?
Title: Re: Hee hee Post by: Izret101 on January 14, 2005, 09:09:04 AM Library.
Which oddly enough is full of people today. Title: Re: Hee hee Post by: sinning.dragon on January 14, 2005, 09:17:23 AM -shocked-
Yea, our high school's library usually doesn't have very many people in it, but that's mostly just because the librarian is a flipping monster. |