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Ok, since we aparently needed a new thread, I figured I would start one dedicated to all the f**ked up sh*t on this here interweb.  

Post any and all of the weird links you find in this thread!

For starters:
http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/359/15002_cyclops.html

 :hmm:

Oh my.

They should have bred with that monster to create a race of super mutants.

The only problem is it only lived for about a minute.  But there is always cloning!

That is something I didn't need to see.

Well, you were warned to move along.

here is another:
Thai monk super glues his eyes shut.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4289777.stm

hmmm. a perfectly friendly Happy Birthday thread gets locked while a thread destined to be filled with links to all sorts of nasty remains open.

Pravda thats a site i haven't been to in awhile.
Very interesting stuff they have there i first found it in all russian.
How i don't knw but i did.
Interesting articles.

I look foreward to more strange links.
Lets try to keep this nudity/brutal violence free.

Alrighty then, try this one on for size.
Very bizarre.
http://james.tomkinet.com/topten.cfm

Please post what you find as well.
I don't really care if there is porn/horrible violence, but that is up to the mods.  If something is not work safe or not suitable for women then please post a warning, but other than that, anything goes.  

http://www.rfgeneration.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=classic;action=display;num=1108751012
Already seen that one.

Here is a cool link:
It is similar to Arr's rasterbation.  This time we have fun with ASCII art. (This one is in color, so its cooler!)
http://www.lunatic.no/img2aschtml.php

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/MichaelJackson/story?id=529513

Well well

There was a time when we took people like jackson and put them into institutions.
When will someone put this freak out of his misery? Or send him to France.

This is pretty f'ed up right here.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/02/24/sperm.theft.ap/index.html

That is so wrong on so many levels.
It is funny in a sad/disturbing way.

an oldie but a goodie:   http://yoga.at.infoseek.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf

So, who pays for a gf shared between 35K people with whom they cannot have any form of sexual encounters?  Crazy asians!
http://www.theregister.com/2005/02/24/v_girl/

On another note:
I want some of this.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7030811/

LOL

The many faces of Michael Jackson:
http://www.dudewhatwereyouthinking.com/videos/Funny%20Videos%20-%20Michael%20Jackson%27s%20face.wmv

More messed up hillbillies:
http://www.wisinfo.com/newsherald/mnhlocal/295584951420352.shtml

The wierd laws of Ohio:
http://www.urbanohio.com/forum2/index.php?topic=96.0

Somehow I doubt a lot of those laws are actually true.  No one can be arrested on the 4th of July or Sundays?  Please.

Yeah, that one bugged me too, but hey its still funny.

Some local morning show guys (Drew and Mike on 101 WRIF) called the bestiality guy up today.

Another freak behind bars:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6437737/

Step away from the saladbar and put the tray down:
http://www.webn.com/script/headline_newsmanager.php?id=389800&pagecontent=weirdnews&feed_id=64

?
http://www.webn.com/script/headline_newsmanager.php?id=385522&pagecontent=weirdnews&feed_id=64

??
http://www.webn.com/script/headline_newsmanager.php?id=387149&pagecontent=weirdnews&feed_id=64

Hopefully his insurance doesn't cover this:
http://www.webn.com/script/headline_newsmanager.php?id=387829&pagecontent=weirdnews&feed_id=64

I hate when smokers throw cigs out the window. Servers that dumb ass right. He look there is a ash tray in the car/truck/SUV.

A horrible SUV less and some jerk hopefully learned a lesson. Good news.

Because animals have feelings too:

http://www.team4news.com/Global/story.asp?S=3003764&nav=0w0vWrl4

Repeat.
Beat ya to it. ;-)

(See the hillbillies post above)

I hang my head in shame :(

I've been hit by lit cigarrettes on my motorbike before. One even burned me on the neck.  >:(

That sucks.  Did you get the plate of the person who threw it?

Oh Japan, what will you think of next?

http://daigos.dip.jp/index.html

oh sweet vomit

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/02/bubba.lobster.ap/index.html

People for the Eating of Tasty Animals == long overdue.



http://www.blennus.com/index.php?option=content&task=view&id=256&Itemid=

My favorite part about that article:



You can buy shirts for that group at the meat department of Jungle Jim's here in Cincinnati.

Damn, now I have to make a stop there over spring break.

Simply Shocking:
Meth + anal = Mutant HIV strain and 100+ new cases.
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/284403p-243554c.html

This guy is pretty damn good:
http://www.stupidcollege.com/items/Skate-Skills

Dude I found the BEST hot chocolate there ever.  It's from Colombia, and it tastes a lot like the stuff I had in Mexico when I was a kid, and which I had been searching for for ten years.  I finally fount it.  You'll have to try it, and maybe get some of that while you're there too.

In fact, I'm gonna go make some now.  Mmmmm....

That is so so strange.

That smily was just used more in one post than it has ever.

You should of followed them and killed the person.

That skating video was crazy.

http://www.wftv.com/education/4232606/detail.html?rss=orlc&psp=irresistible

http://www.lex18.com/Global/story.asp?S=2989614&nav=EQlpWjof

Wow.  They think that a story about zombies over-running a high school is a serious threat.  He must be a necromancer.

Using their logic Resident Evil: Apocalypse is a serious threat.

Bill Gates House
http://www.goehner.com/gates.htm

Bill Gates House Virtual Tour
http://www.usnews.com/usnews/tech/billgate/gates.htm

How big is a billion dollars in 1's?
http://www.crunchweb.net/87billion/

Welcome to Kentucky, where education pays!
(http://www.cincinnati-transit.net/zbigmac6.jpg)
http://www.cincinnati-transit.net/zbigmac6.jpg

http://www.wftv.com/slideshow/education/2691965/detail.html?qs=;s=13;p=education;dm=ss;w=320

This one is just really, really weird:

http://www.wftv.com/slideshow/education/2691965/detail.html?qs=;s=41;p=education;dm=ss;w=320

That hard drive is awesome!

WTF! There is a world record for shooting milk out  of your eye?

That's exactly what I wanted to know.  It seems like that should be a little ridiculous, even for the folks at Guiness.

They even had that one showcased on there TV show c'mon guys.

I am in Guiness Records with the rest of my class for making the longst strain of DNA.
I think that was the official title anyways.

is this the evolution of beatboxing?

http://www.santoalt.com/videos/air_drummer.php

http://www.homestead.com/prosites-prs/index.html

That was funny!

http://www.moveamericaforward.org/?Page=AdCampaign

Alot of time whent into people rehearsing that i bet.
It was pretty cool.

Reminds me of the link i founf to the beatboxing harmonica guy.... i suppose i could drudge that up again. It is Idle Chatter somewhere.

http://masamania.com/archives/2005/01/handicapped_pro.html

Another example of Japan's superior culture.

I'll do you one better:

http://abum.com/?show_media=4926

Gotta love stupid crooks.
http://unoriginal.co.uk/footage29_3.html

Gee, that would be a brilliant idea.  Except not.

Crazy Commies!
http://shapeofdays.typepad.com/the_shape_of_days/2004/09/the_ryugyong_ho_1.html

That thing has always been interesting to me since the first time you showed it to me.  It's too bad it didn't get built almost anywhere besides there, because it is a pretty awesome building in my opinion.  I really do wonder what will happen to it though.  I wonder if it would actually cost more to dismantle than to complete....

Well, the reason it hasn't been build anywhere besides there is because there is no location in the world, save Las Vegas, where a 3000+ room hotel can be economically justified.  And most other countries are more concerned with taking care of real issues than building a big-ass hotel.  

Aparently it cannot be completed, as the concrete was not good enough.  Anyways, its pretty cheap to blow stuff up.  This would prolly take the cake as tallest building ever demolished.  

Was this posted in jest or are you serious?  

I don't want a political debate, but we kinda spawned the UN to begin with, so leaving it wouldn't be a very good idea.

I'm hoping it isn't serious.

Binladins to build world's tallest building?:
http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38413

When complete, the building would have 160 floors (Sears Tower in Chicago has 110).
Its final hight would be 2,312 ft (691 feet taller than Taipai 101, current worlds tallest building, and 249 feet taller than the worlds tallest structure, a TV tower in Fargo ND).

(http://www.hydrobond.net/forum/burj_dubai.jpg)

Edit:  Aparently the foundation was designed such that it could support a 950 meter tower (3117 feet  or .6 miles) if the demand requires it.  Currently, the demand form Europe and Asia is enough such that the the building will be at least 800m tall.  In other words, freeking huge.

Wow.  That building looks incredibly cool, too.  Too bad I'll probably never get to see it because of where it is being built.

Well, you can always wait for the next world's tallest to be built.  There has to be one planned state side.  Chicago cant let it stand for long.

http://www.rootsweb.com/~ohhamilt/news/1866april14.html

I had never heard about that fire before.  At any rate, the article there estimated the total cost of damages at $1,715,000.00 in 1866.  I used an online inflation calculator, and that would be $20,101,713.27 in 2003 dollars.  That's quite a lot of damage for one fire, especially in 1866 Cincinnati.

Thats not really that much damage considering ot took out an opera house.  The Aronof center cost 82.4 million to build.

If only people still wrote that way; the newspaper would actually be interesting to read.  

I guess to really be able to tell how big of a deal that was, you'd have to see how much money was brought in/spent in Cincinnati in 1866 as compared to today.  The percentage would be a lot more telling than just a dollar amount.

These are pretty damn good for snow.
http://www.themoens.com/Photos/Events/snowSculpture/y2005/main.htm

This one is for 18+ people only.  Somebody on another board I sometimes go to posted it.



Yup, that's right.  A website devoted to some guys blow up dolls.  I didn't enter the site so I can't really tell you what's in there, but I'm sure it's pretty scary.

[hidden style=1 title=18+ only] http://www.charliejoanne.com/ [/hidden]

If you're under 18 and still want some fun, go here:

http://www.hand-family.org/Claire/Duckies/

Not on my PC so i kept it clean.


You have no idea how much compassion i have for those little rubber duckies and there mission against the tyrant humans... wait a second.....


I think Melody had some sort of Kennedy referance. Her babies Jack ands Bobbie?

And Harvy that cat creating psycho.

(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/090302/information.gif)
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/090302/information.gif

Only in Cincinnati.

Boy band 98 Degrees member running for Cincinnati Mayor.
http://www.channelcincinnati.com/news/4318158/detail.html?subid=10100221

He is trying to get VH1 to host a reality tv show following his campaign.

For those of you who don't know, Jerry Springer (of trash tv fame) was once Cincinnati's mayor, and my end up running for Ohio Governer before too long.  He has already well on his way, hosting a morning political talk show in Cincinnati, which will soon be broadcast nationally.

My mouth literally dropped open in astonishment.  Reality TV, boy bands, and politicians - is there a worse combination?

Well, you could add a dash of lawyers in there if you felt like it.  And maybe Wacko Jacko too.  

Somehow this just seems fitting:

http://movies.collegehumor.com/media/movies/nintendothemesacapella.wmv

Ecko gets baby Rhino in his honor
http://www.comcast.net/news/science/index.jsp?cat=SCIENCE&fn=/2005/04/14/107440.html

Douth Korea cracks down on online porn
http://www.comcast.net/news/technology/index.jsp?cat=TECHNOLOGY&fn=/2005/04/14/107240.html

Xbox experts go to work in China for ondemand videos and videogames
http://www.comcast.net/news/technology/index.jsp?cat=TECHNOLOGY&fn=/2005/04/14/107074.html

Somehow this just seems fitting:

http://www.nescapades.com/gameroom.htm

Horray!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0323108/

I was flipping through the channels and that movie was on.  I watched it for a few. You know how there are "B" movies? Well this movie was a C or a D movie.

She was also in this great film.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0350146/

And this one...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0296148/

:P

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15036964-1242,00.html

So thats what that movie was. Damn it was bad for teh 5-10 minutes I watched it.

Note the Pirate Flag under the flowing Nazi flag.

School mistraked giant burrito as weapon.
http://www.comcast.net/news/strange/index.jsp?cat=STRANGE&fn=/2005/04/29/120562.html

Man eats finger in custard later finds out it was not candy treat
http://www.comcast.net/news/strange/index.jsp?cat=STRANGE&fn=/2005/05/03/123066.html

http://www.the-dispatch.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050506/APN/505060896&cachetime=5

Minister ex-communicates members for not backing Bush

How very peculiar.

I remember hearing about that.  There were also some priests that would refuse to give confessionals to anyone who didn't vote for Bush.

Go JAMESWORLD
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