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Title: Quotes Post by: Izret101 on September 09, 2005, 07:00:53 PM Self explanitory from the title ;)
Good bad funny got a quote put i here. Red Green Show: "Women are like computers. You can see what is going on on the monitor but you know more is happening on the inside because of all the whirring and beeping." Hillary Clinton: "We need to keep these Mature games out of the hands of our children."(Inregards to GTA San Andreas "Hot Coffee") Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Zimbacca on September 09, 2005, 08:55:11 PM I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
-Mitch Hedberg If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. -Mitch Hedberg Title: Re: Quotes Post by: danvx6 on September 12, 2005, 06:00:12 PM War is not about who is right, but who is left.
-------------------- I do not know what kind of weapons will be used in World War III, but I know that World War IV will be fought with sticks. -Einstein Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Izret101 on September 12, 2005, 06:44:17 PM BTW Mitch Hedberg rox
Simpsons: Homer: The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten. ---------------------------------- Leonard Nimoy: I think this vessel could do at least warp 5. Mayor Quimby: Yes, and may the force be with you. Leonard Nimoy: Do you even know who I am? Mayor Quimby: Of course I do. Werent you one of the little rascals. ---------------------------------- Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! Title: Re: Quotes Post by: TraderJake on September 12, 2005, 07:45:11 PM Amazing Quotes from Sandra Queen Noble, five time presidential candidate and candidate for Cincinnati Mayor.
"Fighting crime starts with law enforcement because they need to be de-programmed ... Cincinnati continues to be racist. African-American people and people who you call minorities have to work and make a living with an inferiority complex, so those issues have to be dealt with." "City Council has the same problem as do city councils nationwide. They don't have no role models. There's no reasons for politicians to get big paychecks while disrespecting the public's basic human rights, other than the government, past and present (practicing) murder, hate, theft, child abuse, mental illness, suicide and genocide ... You have to make American money American-friendly in order to deal with all areas of development in Cincinnati." "Ghettos. Ghettos are native to German culture. The residents caught up in those living conditions simply need to be made whole." Sandra Queen Noble, 49, independent: The Walnut Hills resident receives Social Security disability payments from a "mental injury," and said that various U.S. government agencies owe her money. I wish I had a transcript of the ten o'clock news last night when she was on, she made all these comments about the minority population, and when she got to the German population, she said that Germans are known for hate, violence, bigotry, prejudice, and genocide. Somebody is racist towards Germans, or has a very bad mental illness. Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Zimbacca on September 12, 2005, 07:56:18 PM Quote BTW Mitch Hedberg rox Sadly he died last April. Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Odonadon on September 12, 2005, 08:00:43 PM "Hi, I'm William Shatner. Welcome to Rescue 911"
-- William Shatner, Rescue 911 OD Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Zimbacca on September 12, 2005, 08:13:30 PM "I'm more confused than a horny bi-sexual in a mass orgy. "
-Mark Mikini (I doubt that's how its spelled) of The Kids in the hall Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Izret101 on September 13, 2005, 02:58:10 PM Quote I wish I had a transcript of the ten o'clock news last night when she was on, she made all these comments about the minority population, and when she got to the German population, she said that Germans are known for hate, violence, bigotry, prejudice, and genocide. Somebody is racist towards Germans, or has a very bad mental illness. Apparently she is stil in the late 40s. Quote Sadly he died last April. Indeed it is sad. But that happens when your a drug addict. It was due to "heart failure" i believe. Bush Quotes: "In my judgment, when the United States says there will be serious consequences, and if there isn't serious consequences, it creates adverse consequences." â€â€ÂGeorge W. Bush, Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004 "Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." â€â€ÂGeorge W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004 "Justice was being delivered to a man who defied that gift from the Almighty to the people of Iraq." â€â€ÂGeorge W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 15, 2003 Just for hahas. Because he says hillarious stuff. Please not political comments or flame wars ;) Adn to balance it out since i know Kerry said soem funny stuff too. John F. Kerry: I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it. I am a veteran, I fought in a war. I've been a prosecutor. I've sent people to jail for the rest of their life. I personally didn't see personal atrocities in the sense I saw somebody cut a head off or something like that. However, I did take part in free-fire zones, I did take part in harassment and interdiction fire, I did take part in search-and-destroy missions. I saw courage both in the Vietnam War and in the struggle to stop it. I learned that patriotism includes protest, not just military service. Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Sauza12 on September 14, 2005, 12:22:35 PM Quote Amazing Quotes from Sandra Queen Noble, five time presidential candidate and candidate for Cincinnati Mayor. "Fighting crime starts with law enforcement because they need to be de-programmed ... Cincinnati continues to be racist. African-American people and people who you call minorities have to work and make a living with an inferiority complex, so those issues have to be dealt with." "City Council has the same problem as do city councils nationwide. They don't have no role models. There's no reasons for politicians to get big paychecks while disrespecting the public's basic human rights, other than the government, past and present (practicing) murder, hate, theft, child abuse, mental illness, suicide and genocide ... You have to make American money American-friendly in order to deal with all areas of development in Cincinnati." "Ghettos. Ghettos are native to German culture. The residents caught up in those living conditions simply need to be made whole." Sandra Queen Noble, 49, independent: The Walnut Hills resident receives Social Security disability payments from a "mental injury," and said that various U.S. government agencies owe her money. I wish I had a transcript of the ten o'clock news last night when she was on, she made all these comments about the minority population, and when she got to the German population, she said that Germans are known for hate, violence, bigotry, prejudice, and genocide. Somebody is racist towards Germans, or has a very bad mental illness. I hate people like this. It makes it so that even if you have honestly been descriminated against, people will assume that you are full of BS. :( Here is a quote along the same vein from Louis Farrakhan. This actually made me log off the internet. "I heard from a very reliable source who saw a 25-foot-deep crater under the levee breach. It may have been blown up to destroy the black part of town and keep the white part dry" This was, of course, made in reference to New Orleans. Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Izret101 on September 16, 2005, 03:03:05 PM Evil Shop Keeper: Take this object but beware it carries a terrible curse.
Homer: Ooo thats bad. Evil Shop Keeper: But it comes with a free frogurt. Homer: Ooo thats good. Evil Shop Keeper: But the frogurt is also cursed Homer: Thats bad. Evil Shop Keeper: But you get your choice of toppings Homer: Thats good. Evil Shop Keeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate. Homer: ..... Evil Shop Keeper: Thats bad. Homer: Can i go now? Title: Re: Quotes Post by: SFS on September 25, 2005, 01:20:15 PM I heard Theodore Roosevelt once ate a whole coal train just so he could shit out a diamond for his wife's wedding ring.
Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Izret101 on September 28, 2005, 03:41:17 PM Arrrhalomynn: Anyways, I stumbled upon this when looking for bestiality. http://www.feeder.co.uk
Hydrobond: Why were you looking for bestiality? Arrrhalomynn: Oh, did I say bestiality, my bad. I meant pictures of flowers. Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Zimbacca on October 05, 2005, 10:07:13 PM "You're not hunters. You're just sheep. Sheep with shotguns."
-Carpenter Title: Re: Quotes Post by: wrldstrman on October 05, 2005, 11:30:24 PM Arnold
'' I LL be back with weapons" If it bleeds we can kill it. Clint Go ahead make my day I know what your thinking punk was the six shots or five are you feeling lucky. Rodney Dangerfield steak and sex my faviorite pair I have them the same very rare. last time i saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it WC Fields I dont drink the water because fish poop in it. Title: Re: Quotes Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on October 06, 2005, 08:47:41 AM "It is useless for lambs to make resolutions towards vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." --William Howard Inge
"Becky, I think I speak for all of us when I ask: When's the ice cream gonna get here?" --Homer J. Simpson Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Zimbacca on November 07, 2005, 04:08:16 PM "One thing conventions do offer me, after all, is being humbled by dudes who draw naked anime chicks. That's something not manny people can say. (This last con got to the point where I actuallly DID draw a ridiculously busty and over-sexualized naked anime chick as a joke to see if more people would talk to me if I put it up at my table. I ended up being to embbarassed to hang it up. Not only because I had just drawn my first hentai, but because of how good it turned out. I need a fucking shower.)"
-Mitch Clem Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Tynstar on November 07, 2005, 04:17:04 PM Who is Mitch Clem?
Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Zimbacca on November 07, 2005, 04:29:46 PM He writes and draws Nothing Nice to Say.
www.nothingnice.com Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Hydrobond on November 07, 2005, 05:15:41 PM "Beer is proof that God exists and that He wants us to be happy." - Ben Franklin
"Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught." - Sir Winston Churchill Title: Re: Quotes Post by: TraderJake on November 07, 2005, 05:18:45 PM "Nothing is impossible, not if you can imagine it." - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Izret101 on December 07, 2005, 03:24:53 PM "Here's to alcohol the cause of and solution to all lifes problems" - Homer Simpson
"Thats the one finger victory salute." Geaorge Bush said after flipping off camera men when still Gov. of Texas Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Zimbacca on December 07, 2005, 06:04:16 PM "Like metal santa jacking off the pope awesome"
-Chloe http://www.chugworth.com/comic.php?id=267 Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Izret101 on January 02, 2006, 02:09:14 PM Jerry Seinfeld:
"When you enjoy something, you must never let logic get too much in the way. Like the villains in all the James Bond movies. Whenever Bond breaks into the complex: 'Ah, Mr. Bond, welcome, come in. Let me show you my entire evil plan and then put you in a death machine that doesn't work'." Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Zimbacca on January 02, 2006, 02:33:39 PM "I have a squeedly spooch"
-Gaz Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Izret101 on January 02, 2006, 02:41:50 PM Cosmo: "The good news is i found a nickle, i named it Phillip"
Timmy: "Whats the bad news?" Cosmo: "Phillip is a girl nickle!!" Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Izret101 on January 02, 2006, 02:59:01 PM From American Dad. I don't remember th names of everyone so i will just post them
Dads Boss "Do you have any Gatorade? I left all my electrolytes with your daughter." Dad to daughter "He just rode me like an animal for the last half hour do you have any idea how hungry i am... and now i'm not hungry." Title: Re: Quotes Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on January 02, 2006, 03:53:16 PM "Do you know Tyler Durden?"
Title: Re: Quotes Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on January 10, 2006, 08:03:30 AM "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
- Hannibal the Cannibal That line alone is reason enough to watch Silence of the Lambs. Title: Re: Quotes Post by: NDiddy on January 13, 2006, 03:28:00 AM Smart people are very good at rationalizing things that they came to believe from non-smart reasons. - Michael Shermer
The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason. Benjamin Franklin Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin I have recently been examining all the known superstitions of the world, and do not find in our particular superstition (Christianity) one redeeming feature. They are all alike founded on fables and mythology. Thomas Jefferson "What country can preserve its liberties if its rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms." -- Thomas Jefferson "Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men." Federal Bureau of Narcotics Chief Harry J. Anslinger, 1929 "Marihuana leads to pacifism and communist brainwashing" Federal Bureau of Narcotics Chief Harry J. Anslinger, 1948 "Marijuana leads to homosexuality ... and therefore to AIDS." White House Drug Czar Carlton Turner 1986 Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Tynstar on January 13, 2006, 06:32:46 AM Quote The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason. Benjamin Franklin Thats awesome. Title: Re: Quotes Post by: NDiddy on January 13, 2006, 02:55:03 PM It's been suggested that if the supernaturalists really had the powers they claim, they'd win the lottery every week. I prefer to point out that they could also win a Nobel Prize for discovering fundamental physical forces hitherto unknown to science. Either way, why are they wasting their talents doing party turns on television? Richard Dawkins "Faith is the great cop-out, the great excuse to evade the need to think and evaluate evidence. Faith is belief in spite of, even perhaps because of, the lack of evidence." Richard Dawkins Today the theory of evolution is about as much open to doubt as the theory that the earth goes round the sun Richard Dawkins We are survival machines--robot vehicles blindly programmed to preserve the selfish molecules known as genes. This is a truth which still fills me with astonishment. Richard Dawkins I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world. Richard Dawkins To an honest judge, the alleged convergence between religion and science is a shallow, empty, hollow, spin-doctored sham. Richard Dawkins Title: Re: Quotes Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on January 14, 2006, 10:30:33 AM There's one born every minute.
- P. T. Barnum Title: Re: Quotes Post by: wrldstrman on January 15, 2006, 12:20:36 AM I like you you make me laugh
Title: Re: Quotes Post by: NDiddy on January 15, 2006, 01:24:37 AM Maybe we should torture you.-The Maligned Cor-Leon-e
Title: Re: Quotes Post by: NDiddy on January 15, 2006, 01:52:17 PM I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
Douglas Adams Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. Douglas Adams, Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. Douglas Adams Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. Douglas Adams Title: Re: Quotes Post by: SFS on January 15, 2006, 02:27:40 PM The only religion I have little respect for is militant atheism. If I ever met Richard Dawkins, I would spit in his face.
Title: Re: Quotes Post by: NDiddy on January 15, 2006, 07:19:21 PM Quote The only religion I have little respect for is militant atheism. If I ever met Richard Dawkins, I would spit in his face. Hes not a militant atheist hes a scientist. I would take a miltant atheist over a christian/islamic fundamentalist any day. Title: Re: Quotes Post by: SFS on January 16, 2006, 04:34:01 AM Quote Hes not a militant atheist hes a scientist. ...no. He is pretty militant about his atheism. That makes him a militant atheist. I don't know an easier way to explain it. and that has nothing to do with him being a scientist. There were plenty of scientists throughout history that were very religious. Personally, I'm a big believer that science and technology are the single most important things. Ever. But religions have, still and will play a crucial part in cultural stability both on micro and macro levels. I certainly wouldn't like to live in a world without them. Richard Dawkins comes off as having the chip on his shoulder making his decisions, instead working around it. :) Title: Re: Quotes Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on January 16, 2006, 10:26:58 AM Quote Maybe we should torture you.-The Maligned Cor-Leon-e Are you saying you should torture me or did I say that at some point? "Boards do not hit back." - Bruce Lee Title: Re: Quotes Post by: NDiddy on January 16, 2006, 12:13:23 PM Quote ...no. He is pretty militant about his atheism. That makes him a militant atheist. I don't know an easier way to explain it. and that has nothing to do with him being a scientist. There were plenty of scientists throughout history that were very religious. Personally, I'm a big believer that science and technology are the single most important things. Ever. But religions have, still and will play a crucial part in cultural stability both on micro and macro levels. I certainly wouldn't like to live in a world without them. Richard Dawkins comes off as having the chip on his shoulder making his decisions, instead working around it. :) Well I understand what your saying I was just informing you hes a scientist. Hes also one of the ones pushing the boundaries of they idea of evolution so you can see why he has the chip on his shoulder lol. Title: Re: Quotes Post by: NDiddy on January 16, 2006, 12:14:28 PM Quote Are you saying you should torture me or did I say that at some point? "Boards do not hit back." - Bruce Lee You said it towards me I think you were defending the US using torture for some reason I thought it was funny. Title: Re: Quotes Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on January 16, 2006, 08:03:04 PM Yeah, torture is the best medicine.
Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Sauza12 on January 20, 2006, 08:57:34 AM I thought that the best medicine was Robitussin?
"Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work only when people are watching" Dogbert Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Izret101 on February 07, 2006, 11:37:22 AM $75 Billion 7.5 Billion Hours at $10/hour 1 Billion Days 187 Million weeks 47 million months 4 Million years
In less than 40 years, the "free" market has determined that Bill Gates efforts, such as they were/are, are the equivalent of you or me working twice as long as homo sapiens have existed on earth.... what's wrong with this picture? -- Jimmy Walter, December 12, 1998 Title: Re: Quotes Post by: SFS on February 22, 2006, 11:28:48 AM "DON'T mess with me, lady! I've been drinking with skeletons." Hellboy
Title: Re: Quotes Post by: archetype on February 24, 2006, 09:28:40 AM "Now life is the only art that we are required to practice without preparation, and without being allowed the preliminary trials, the failures and botches, that are essential for the training of a mere beginner. In life, we must begin to give a public performance before we have acquired even a novice's skill; and often our moments of seeming mastery are upset by new demands, for which we have acquired no preparatory facility. Life is a score that we play at sight, not merely before we have divined the intentions of the composer, but even before we have mastered our instruments; even worse, a large part of the score has been only roughly indicated, and we must improvise the music for our particular instrument, over long passages. On these terms, the whole operation seems one of endless difficulty and frustration; and indeed, were it not for the fact that some of the passages have been played so often by our predecessors that, when we come to them, we seem to recall some of the score and can anticipate the natural sequence of the notes, we might often give up in sheer despair. The wonder is not that so much cacophony appears in our actual individual lives, but that there is any appearance of harmony and progression." Lewis Mumford
Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Izret101 on February 25, 2006, 08:25:58 PM "Do you think they sell Ritz by the box? I'm not gonna lie."
John Padawick Whos favorite saying was "I'm not gonna lie." As you can see most of the time it made no sense.... Title: Re: Quotes Post by: SFS on February 28, 2006, 07:53:29 AM "Tutto nello Stato, niente al di fuori dello Stato, nulla contro lo Stato" (Everything in the State, nothing outside the State, nothing against the State.)
"Credere, Obbedire, Combattere" (Believe, Obey, Fight) "Libro e moschetto - fascista perfetto" (The book and the musket - make the perfect Fascist.) Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Izret101 on March 01, 2006, 04:47:47 PM Toast from last night on the Italy trip
"New friends, old friends, I fuckin' love you all." Eric Von Hollander aka Angrygermanbastard on the boards Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Zimbacca on March 07, 2006, 11:39:58 PM "There's something that cannot be expressed in words, human emotion. Emotions of the heart can't be just tucked away in a closet. There's a way to know the emotions. Look into the eyes. The girl lied to me, and I believed her. The gentleman lied to me, when I trusted him, but the moment I looked into his eyes the angel of destiny began to unravel the truth. Just look into their eyes. There is only one truth. "
-Vash the stampede Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Izret101 on March 09, 2006, 08:44:12 PM Conan O'Brien:
"Pope Bennedict was quoted as saying: 'Computers are the technology of the future.' Then he swept aside a curtain and said 'BEHOLD THE COMMODORE 64!' hahaha 'Now with PONG!' He's gotta get out more. /Conan O'Brien Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Sauza12 on March 13, 2006, 12:50:04 PM "You call those silicone sacks boobs? Those aren't boobs. They're lies.
-Stewie Griffin Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Izret101 on March 13, 2006, 02:22:22 PM LOL
That show was awesome last night. Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Izret101 on March 14, 2006, 07:03:26 PM "You can't have a soul in the United States. It's unconstitutional."
Denny Crane (Boston Legal) Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Izret101 on March 19, 2006, 05:30:17 PM PSP Commercial
"Daxter, I'd hit that." Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Zimbacca on March 19, 2006, 07:34:07 PM "Killing someone for thinking the bible is better than the Torah or the Qur'an is no different than killing someone for thinking that the adventures of Huckleberry Finn is better than that Last Mohichans, or the lord of the rings. It's all fucking fiction."
-Ministry Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Tynstar on March 19, 2006, 08:08:14 PM Quote "Killing someone for thinking the bible is better than the Torah or the Qur'an is no different than killing someone for thinking that the adventures of Huckleberry Finn is better than that Last Mohichans, or the lord of the rings. It's all fucking fiction." -Ministry That is by far the best quote in this thread. Maybe ever! Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Zimbacca on March 19, 2006, 08:12:44 PM I love it too.
Title: Re: Quotes Post by: SFS on March 20, 2006, 03:50:03 AM â€ÂÂDon't threaten me. I've watches presidents die.†The Smoking Man
â€ÂÂyou better bring the crew you don't care about because you are going to lose your boys.†DMX â€ÂÂI would smash her vag like the fist of an angry god†Slide Rail And in all due seriousness, Fururama is the only fictional work worth killing for. Title: Re: Quotes Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on March 20, 2006, 06:56:10 AM Damn straight, I drowned several small children when I heard Futurama had been cancelled.
Quote "Killing someone for thinking the bible is better than the Torah or the Qur'an is no different than killing someone for thinking that the adventures of Huckleberry Finn is better than that Last Mohichans, or the lord of the rings. It's all fucking fiction." -Ministry And I'm sorry but that's a silly quote. Let's just think about what would happen if some popular work of Fiction was crammed down our throats for thousands of years as a religion. First of all, we'd get horrible indigestion, secondly there might be some people who get a bit attached to it, start worshiping it, start forcing it on others and start killing unbelievers in the name of our Lord and Savior Frodo Baggins. Hell, I'd even bet that there are thousands of people out there right now who'd kill for Hairy Pooter, and it's been around for what? Six years? When something gets so ingrained into a people's culture, it's a big deal. You can sit there and make whimsical little quotes about how trivial and silly these things are, but religion is a force to be reckoned with no matter how fictional the beliefs may be. Just look at Scientology and the South Park guy. Scientology was created a little over fifty years ago as a wager by L. Ron Hubbard and now look at it, we've got Tom Cruise flying around and zapping people with lasers. I personally hate religion, I'm happy no matter what lies ahead. But for whatever reason 99% of the world is not and will spend their lives searching for answers, protecting those answers, and killing for those answers. Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Tynstar on March 20, 2006, 07:11:00 AM You mean like killing over fiction like Futurama?
Title: Re: Quotes Post by: captain_nintendo on March 20, 2006, 11:50:58 AM Duke Henry: You're not one of my vassals... who are you?
Ash: Who wants to know? Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples. Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town. Also: Ash: Clatto Verata N... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! And: Ash: It's a trick. Get an axe. Title: Re: Quotes Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on March 20, 2006, 02:46:02 PM Quote You mean like killing over fiction like Futurama? Futurama isn't fiction, it's an important study of the future. Title: Re: Quotes Post by: TraderJake on March 20, 2006, 05:12:51 PM Quote You mean like killing over fiction like Futurama? Futurama is awesome. I credit Professor Farnsworth with my mantra: "Nothing is impossible, not if you can imagine it." Title: Re: Quotes Post by: SFS on March 20, 2006, 06:32:36 PM Quote You mean like killing over fiction like Futurama? This my chart of importance. ( in descending order) Staying healthy Eating food Sleep Having money Finishing college Finding the meaning of life Being an asshole online Futurama Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Zimbacca on March 22, 2006, 09:44:26 PM "Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of him self without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant if I live I will kill you, if I die you are forgiven such is the rule of honor."
-Lamb of God Title: Re: Quotes Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on March 23, 2006, 08:52:49 AM There's a good one, take that lawyers!
Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Izret101 on March 23, 2006, 11:54:39 AM You used that somewhere else.
I think it was in your sig at one point. Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Zimbacca on March 23, 2006, 06:56:31 PM Yeah it was. But it's still an awesome quote.
Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Izret101 on April 10, 2006, 07:54:52 AM Peter Griffin:
\What do you want me to whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? I can't do that because i'm married. Title: Re: Quotes Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on April 10, 2006, 11:21:21 AM "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
--Tom Waits Title: Re: Quotes Post by: two_scoop_steve on April 11, 2006, 03:18:58 PM "Have you ever noticed... anybody going slower than you is an idiot. And anyone going faster is a maniac."
George Carlin Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Izret101 on April 11, 2006, 03:44:51 PM "If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to."
-- Old Irish Saying Not sure if i like this quote or not. Because i friggin LOVE money. On the other hand my feelings on God come and go... Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Rejinx on April 11, 2006, 07:47:29 PM "I will eat your unhappyness"
               Caboose "The Terrorest are trying to find new ways to kill Americans, and so are we."       President George Bush Title: Re: Quotes Post by: atari_wizard on April 12, 2006, 04:28:09 AM Quote "The Terrorest are trying to find new ways to kill Americans, and so are we."       President George Bush That is classic! :laugh: Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Izret101 on April 14, 2006, 09:23:41 PM "Dream big (and) you may never wake up"
Snoop Dogg Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Rejinx on April 15, 2006, 04:53:25 AM Britney would make a better prostitute than Christina. She's thicker
Snoop Dogg Title: Re: Quotes Post by: SFS on April 15, 2006, 05:14:36 AM Snoop Dogg hot dogs (http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=5039) :P
Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Cham Zord on April 15, 2006, 05:21:22 AM "We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal 'Pound me in the Ass' prison!" ~ Michael Bolton (Office Space)
Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Izret101 on April 15, 2006, 09:43:18 AM While talking to Scott/Tynstar on MSN he said this:
"well I dont think we should do them stiff" Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Cham Zord on April 15, 2006, 10:11:31 AM "Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!" ~ Fawful
Finally looking into Superstar Saga. >_< Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Izret101 on April 16, 2006, 05:05:07 PM "All those within this realm do my will. Even those who seek to betray me."
Shao Kahn Title: Re: Quotes Post by: Rejinx on April 22, 2006, 05:50:34 PM The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent.
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