Title: picture wars Post by: SFS on June 20, 2006, 11:08:50 AM Ok, I'm stealing this from another forum. Which stole it from somewhere else:
Here are the rules for picture wars 1. I post a picture 2. You reply to the post with a picture that "beats" that picture. Examples: 1. A picture of a fat chick beats a picture of a malnourished child. 2. A picture of a Stairmaster 2000 beats the picture of the fat chick. 3. A picture of a treadmill beats a picture of a Stairmaster 2000. 4. A picture of a car beats a picture of a treadmill. 5. A picture of a tow truck beats a picture of a car. 6. etc. 3. Chucknoris does not count, because he is a fag and Theodore Roosevelt is way better. 4. No back to back posting plz. (http://www.bakerlite.co.uk/pics/Wales/South%20Wales/Vale/Trees/Tree-7.jpg) Now someone posts something which can beat a tree. Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Mezmoron on June 20, 2006, 11:20:45 AM How about a forest?
(http://www.kidcrosswords.com/kidoutdoors/where%20to%20go/forest_image.jpg) Ken Title: Re: picture wars Post by: den68 on June 20, 2006, 11:24:48 AM chop chop, down comes your tree and your forest.
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Mezmoron on June 20, 2006, 11:34:59 AM Sure, Paul Bunyan is good.....but can he beat a Hooker with a Chainsaw?! I think not!
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005J9OQ.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg) Ken Title: Re: picture wars Post by: den68 on June 20, 2006, 12:11:16 PM the hooker wet herself and rusted her chainsaw when a shotgun toting Wendy O. Williams showed up.
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: SFS on June 20, 2006, 01:49:21 PM Pimpin
(http://www.backwardglances.com/images/pimp%20suit.jpg) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Mezmoron on June 20, 2006, 01:54:51 PM Pimp got served!
(http://www.loupiote.com/images/12900%20cop.jpg) Ken Title: Re: picture wars Post by: SFS on June 20, 2006, 01:57:59 PM (http://www.tastingmenu.com/media/2005/20051204-thaistreetfood/images/11%20mini%20doughnuts.jpg)
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: James on June 20, 2006, 02:18:13 PM Why is there a green donut?
(http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/8714/muffins0wx.jpg) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Rejinx on June 20, 2006, 05:07:46 PM You want a muffin, I got a muffin
(http://www.adrianlikins.com/images/muffin.jpg) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Mezmoron on June 20, 2006, 06:00:26 PM I was going to use King Kong, but this fit WAY better.
(http://www.legendsofcomedy.com/movie/Roseanne.jpg) Ken Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Rejinx on June 20, 2006, 10:07:03 PM Yea Roseanne is big, but can she beat
SUPER FAT BITCH (http://www.getfit.ru/pic/dcontent/news.pagepublication.fat-woman-150.jpg) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: sinning.dragon on June 20, 2006, 11:44:11 PM (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/sinningdragon/lipo.png)
:p Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Tan on June 21, 2006, 06:32:55 AM (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/Tanthalas/31092.jpg)
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on June 21, 2006, 07:35:11 AM (http://www.namex-berlin.de/ebay/FeuerzeugPISTOLEN/357-8magnum/1.jpg)
The best way to deal with fat people. Title: Re: picture wars Post by: SFS on June 21, 2006, 07:42:31 AM (http://www.subkultures.net/img/1769/11adbc2a260830f9.jpg)
duel 12 guage pumps Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Tan on June 21, 2006, 09:46:15 AM Colt Defender:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/Tanthalas/defender_muzzle.jpg) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: James on June 21, 2006, 10:45:02 AM (http://img282.imageshack.us/img282/1984/cd3lp.jpg)
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: SFS on June 21, 2006, 11:02:11 AM (http://www.thebluething.com/img/internet-soldier.jpg)
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: James on June 21, 2006, 11:28:09 AM (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/fibblewith/DonateLifeLogoBlack.jpg)
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Rejinx on June 21, 2006, 10:21:59 PM  ???:-/
Sorry, I Don't get it Are you telling him to get I life? Well, You put up words, but this guy can't read (http://www.whywehatebush.com/images/bush_red.jpg ) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on June 21, 2006, 11:19:11 PM This guy can't even tell the truth.
(http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_news1958.article.jpg) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Tan on June 22, 2006, 07:53:37 AM i guess the only thing i can think of that could beat that is:
THE MEGAPOWERS (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/Tanthalas/clinton_bush.jpg) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: SFS on June 22, 2006, 09:38:02 AM (http://www.blackwolf-images.com/images/wbg/dc/sq_harivy_p.jpg)
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on June 22, 2006, 09:42:39 AM (http://thebestfansite.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/x-menchicks.jpg) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Rejinx on June 22, 2006, 09:20:03 PM Two hotter Chicks, and Gary Colman!!!
(http://blog.verbosecoma.com/archives/wtf/050617gary-babes4.jpg) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Pop Culture Portal on June 23, 2006, 12:12:28 PM How about Super Hero Green Lantern Screech giving someone a noogie? If it don't beat it, it sure the hell compliments it.
(http://www.danposluns.com/images/screech.jpg) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Tan on June 23, 2006, 05:05:28 PM golden age JLA reunion:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/Tanthalas/wwlaglbatrobin.jpg) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: James on June 24, 2006, 11:33:57 AM Tough Guys > Pretend Tough Guys
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/fibblewith/Charizard.jpg) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Tan on June 24, 2006, 12:44:15 PM must be some killer sermons to need bouncers :laugh:
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Zimbacca on June 24, 2006, 03:09:35 PM (http://www.blizzard-art.com/img/cai/Lesser%20Demon.jpg)
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on June 24, 2006, 10:00:20 PM (http://www.jerrydroberts.com/brokedowncinema/Poster/LegendPoster.jpg)
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Zimbacca on June 24, 2006, 10:34:41 PM (http://www.yosoykratos.com/img/KRATOS.jpg)
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Mezmoron on June 25, 2006, 06:38:02 AM I have no idea where this thread went....Heh
Ken Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Tan on June 25, 2006, 09:57:19 AM (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/Tanthalas/gameover.png)
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: captain_nintendo on June 25, 2006, 10:19:20 AM Buys you more credits ;)
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Zimbacca on June 25, 2006, 12:12:31 PM (http://usrarecurrency.com/WebPgFl/B05040302Y/Final1995$1SnB05040302Y.jpg)
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: TraderJake on June 25, 2006, 03:01:44 PM (http://www.silver-eagle-coins.com/Images/2003TWO.jpg)
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: captain_nintendo on June 25, 2006, 03:11:13 PM I know this is lame, but...........
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Tan on June 25, 2006, 03:22:04 PM then let me continue the lameness ;)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/Tanthalas/Gore_4.jpg) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Hydrobond on June 25, 2006, 07:53:01 PM I guess it had to be done:
(http://www.littletoncoin.com/html/IMAGES1/First$5_NatBankNote.jpg) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: TraderJake on June 25, 2006, 08:00:01 PM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/67/100000f.jpg)
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: captain_nintendo on June 25, 2006, 09:15:15 PM Thats nice, but how about "One million dollars!!!" Muwahahahahahaha
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Zimbacca on June 25, 2006, 10:21:09 PM (http://www.splitting-images.com/Austin%20powers-Brian.jpg)
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Rejinx on June 25, 2006, 10:24:14 PM This one was too easy
(http://www.on2.com/cms-data/images/Austin_Powers_512k_standard.JPG) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on June 25, 2006, 11:54:31 PM Mini-me pwns everyone.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1e/Minime.jpg/250px-Minime.jpg) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Hydrobond on June 26, 2006, 04:57:36 AM The Original. Nick Nack from The Man With the Golden Gun.
(http://home.no.net/teh007/gun/gun_nickcont.jpg) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Mezmoron on June 26, 2006, 05:05:33 AM Nobody beats Tattoo!!  "De plane! De plane!"
(http://www.madcowprod.com/fi04.jpg) (I know it's the same guy; but this character owned Nick Nack) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: captain_nintendo on June 26, 2006, 05:09:28 AM Andre the Giant :ownedsign: those little fellas.
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Mezmoron on June 26, 2006, 05:35:37 AM How can you beat a guy that hasn't sat down in many, many years?!
(http://www.bartcop.com/jolly-green-giant.jpg) Ken Title: Re: picture wars Post by: captain_nintendo on June 26, 2006, 05:47:45 AM Worlds largest trencher!!!  ;) (that has to beat the green giant?)
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on June 26, 2006, 09:08:02 AM Well there isn't a good picture of it to be found but a World Devestator beats that behemoth.
(http://www.starwars.jp/machine/image/world_devastator.jpg) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Tynstar on June 26, 2006, 09:39:03 AM Rick where have I seen that pic?
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Tan on June 26, 2006, 10:59:28 AM your prob thinking of Star Wars Dark Empire 2: Devastator of Worlds 8)
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Tynstar on June 26, 2006, 11:59:40 AM But Galactus has the Ultimate Nullifier. :laugh:
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: captain_nintendo on June 26, 2006, 12:40:35 PM Infinity Gauntlet!
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: TraderJake on June 26, 2006, 02:30:15 PM (http://www.niceice.com/images/eraser@10x.jpg)
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Tynstar on June 26, 2006, 02:51:08 PM LMAO
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: captain_nintendo on June 26, 2006, 05:06:03 PM Pen! ( ink )
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Rejinx on June 26, 2006, 05:15:49 PM this beats the hell out of a pen
(http://www.basic-digital-photography.com/image-files/canon-pixma-ip4000-photo-printer-review-1.jpg) This one is a slow pitch, think Office Space Title: Re: picture wars Post by: TraderJake on June 26, 2006, 06:43:36 PM (http://www.baseballhalloffame.org/games/images/dale_holman_bat.jpg)
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Zimbacca on June 26, 2006, 07:04:32 PM (http://luksavat.tripod.com/mace.jpg)
A far more effective weapon. Title: Re: picture wars Post by: captain_nintendo on June 26, 2006, 08:10:56 PM Quote (http://luksavat.tripod.com/mace.jpg) A far more effective weapon. Image hosted by tripod logo :P :laugh: (I looked at the link, supposed to be a mace) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Zimbacca on June 26, 2006, 11:29:42 PM It shows up on my computer.
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on June 26, 2006, 11:46:58 PM (http://photos.signonsandiego.com/gallery1.5/albums/cammy/bat_break.jpg)
This guy beats bats. Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Mezmoron on June 27, 2006, 04:52:04 AM Anyone can beat the Padres....
(http://www.perretsarmysurplus.com/product_thumb.php?img=images/000189.jpg) Ken Title: Re: picture wars Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on June 27, 2006, 06:53:04 AM (http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/misshomerun.jpg)
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Mezmoron on June 27, 2006, 07:30:48 AM I pop your fake bat!
(http://www.pcthiker.com/media/gear/pepsistoveimages/pepsig/materialstools/PushPin=f.jpg) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Rejinx on June 27, 2006, 05:14:11 PM Quote I pop your fake bat! (http://www.pcthiker.com/media/gear/pepsistoveimages/pepsig/materialstools/PushPin=f.jpg) Ain't showing up on my PC Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Tan on June 28, 2006, 04:34:19 PM Quote Ain't showing up on my PC since his was imaginary i'll beat it with a pic of a real one :P Title: Re: picture wars Post by: TraderJake on June 28, 2006, 06:17:45 PM (http://www.aarcoproducts.com/8ofco.gif)
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Rejinx on June 28, 2006, 09:10:45 PM I'll see your Bulletin board, and raise you PowerPoint B-itch ;)
(http://presentationzen.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/complexity_bill.jpg) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Tan on June 29, 2006, 04:00:17 AM how about a presentation you won't fall asleep during :laugh:
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: TraderJake on June 29, 2006, 04:31:16 PM Here is something to run on that Linux you got there:
(http://www.rfgeneration.com/left.gif) The question is, where is the Composite Generation Logo when you need it? Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Rejinx on June 29, 2006, 08:57:02 PM Quote Here is something to run on that Linux you got there: (http://www.rfgeneration.com/left.gif) The question is, where is the Composite Generation Logo when you need it? No fair, nothing beats RF Generation ;) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on June 29, 2006, 09:20:58 PM That's what I was gonna say.
Guess we need something new: (http://www.parks.tas.gov.au/wildlife/mammals/l-ltmouse.JPG) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Rejinx on June 29, 2006, 10:53:23 PM mmm... yummm
(http://www.mynaturephotos.com/images/Garter-Snake.JPG) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Tan on June 30, 2006, 04:15:18 AM :P
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Mezmoron on June 30, 2006, 06:33:48 AM (http://www.britishinvasion.ca/jazz_and_blues_files/PHOTO%5BDIZZY%20GILLESPIE%5D.jpg)
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on June 30, 2006, 07:36:46 AM (http://www.step.no/music/images/RolandKirk.jpg)
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Tan on June 30, 2006, 08:00:05 AM Hootie and the blowfish, which works on so many levels 8)
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Rejinx on June 30, 2006, 08:09:39 AM I  call you 3 horns,and raise you 9.
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/birmingham/features/2003/11/christmas_lights/gallery2/images/onemanband.jpg) edit: oops, I missed hootie Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Tynstar on June 30, 2006, 10:23:20 AM Quote edit: oops, I missed hootie Thanks OK I am sure your guy is better. |D Title: Re: picture wars Post by: TraderJake on June 30, 2006, 12:44:32 PM I take that jolly man with 9 horns and a top hat and trump that with Scrooge!
(http://www.karendecoster.com/blog/archives/Scrooge.jpg) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Tan on June 30, 2006, 01:24:20 PM i'll trump that with a better scrooge, Captain Ebenezer Picard, best version of that story BTW. 8)
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on June 30, 2006, 07:27:03 PM When it comes to badasses in top hats you can't beat Gregory Peck as Captain Ahab.
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00016JDWY.03._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg) Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Tan on June 30, 2006, 10:59:24 PM Jean-Luc is 2 for 2 , and Gregory Peck was in it as well :P
Title: Re: picture wars Post by: Rejinx on July 01, 2006, 05:53:32 AM The real Jean-luc
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