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Title: POOP, ON MY CAR. Post by: Mike Leon on September 19, 2004, 11:18:18 PM This morning I went outside to go to work, and I discovered someone had smeared fecal matter on the driver's side door handle of the NRA-Mobile. When The Evil Leon finds out who did this (and he will find out) their family will pay dearly.
Title: Re: POOP, ON MY CAR. Post by: Arrrhalomynn on September 20, 2004, 05:51:35 AM Hydrobond better hide after this horrible act.
Title: Re: POOP, ON MY CAR. Post by: Hydrobond on September 20, 2004, 07:45:42 AM Bah, im already in the next state over.
But damn, that sucks. Good luck finding the perpetrator. Title: Re: POOP, ON MY CAR. Post by: Lord Nepenthean on September 20, 2004, 07:51:20 AM I'm not even sure whether I should believe this or not. I guess it could happen, but it's almost too funny to be true.
Title: Re: POOP, ON MY CAR. Post by: Hydrobond on September 20, 2004, 08:06:18 AM It could have been an animal, maybe a deer or something, that just needed a place to wipe its ass.
Title: Re: POOP, ON MY CAR. Post by: Arrrhalomynn on September 20, 2004, 08:27:18 AM Quote It could have been an animal, maybe a deer or something, that just needed a place to wipe its ass. Animals don't have the same sense of humour us people have. Maybe Leon pissed off some jugalos and they decided to retaliate. Title: Re: POOP, ON MY CAR. Post by: Izret101 on September 20, 2004, 11:57:19 AM That is both disgusting for you and hillarious for whoever did it. I beleive it happend because i know a bunch of people with a sense of hunmor like that.
Title: Re: POOP, ON MY CAR. Post by: Sauza12 on September 21, 2004, 07:49:48 AM Under the right circumstances, I'd do it. |D
Title: Re: POOP, ON MY CAR. Post by: Zimbacca on September 21, 2004, 11:19:08 AM I'd have to be pretty drunk.
Title: Re: POOP, ON MY CAR. Post by: Hydrobond on September 21, 2004, 11:23:29 AM So, did they invade Fort Leon to get to your car, or was this is the hell-hole media play parking lot?
Title: Re: POOP, ON MY CAR. Post by: Lord Nepenthean on September 22, 2004, 01:15:35 PM Apparently they invaded Fort Leon. It must've been between a changing of the guard, because that's the only way it could've been pulled off and gone unnoticed.
Title: Re: POOP, ON MY CAR. Post by: Hydrobond on September 22, 2004, 02:33:29 PM Did they search the grouds for a tunnel? Well, I guess they will find the tunnel in the first snow if there is one. What about paratroopers? Did a plane fly low overhead of the compound the night of the shitting?
Title: Re: POOP, ON MY CAR. Post by: Mike Leon on September 23, 2004, 09:54:04 PM UPDATE: This morning I rounded up the usual suspects. They all claim they know nothing.
Title: Re: POOP, ON MY CAR. Post by: Antimind on September 24, 2004, 12:32:34 AM Man that's really fucked up. I hope you catch the bastard. If you do you should shit on a paper plate and make em eat it.
Title: Re: POOP, ON MY CAR. Post by: Izret101 on September 24, 2004, 02:11:05 PM I better stay far away from that area from now on.
Title: Re: POOP, ON MY CAR. Post by: Zimbacca on September 24, 2004, 07:33:57 PM Quote Man that's really fucked up. I hope you catch the bastard. If you do you should shit on a paper plate and make em eat it. Hell man if you catch that guy and do that let me know. I'll send you some of my own shit to feed him. Title: Re: POOP, ON MY CAR. Post by: Izret101 on September 25, 2004, 10:06:53 AM Isnt agains some strange law to send shit through the mail?
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