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Title: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: Arrrhalomynn on March 01, 2006, 09:28:39 AM http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/7502034/detail.html
Quote Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Man Previously Convicted Of Rape UPDATED: 10:04 am EST February 27, 2006 COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A Central Ohio man allegedly told police last week that he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys. Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna, Ohio, police about his affection for urine. Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom. "He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Detective Ron Fithen said. Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves. Fithen interviewed Patton after he was arrested while leaving a movie theater last weekend. "Listening to him describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," Fithen said. According to police, Patton said he's been drinking urine for years. "He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said. Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth." A New Albany, Ohio, father played a role in Patton's arrest. He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom. The theater employee then called police. Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago. Police believe Patton has been collecting and drinking urine in cities around Central Ohio, including Hilliard, Westerville, Dublin, Worthington and Gahanna. Distributed by Internet Broadcasting Systems, Inc. This is really disturbing. Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: den68 on March 01, 2006, 09:53:11 AM that is nasty. though I must ask, how did you happen upon a Detroit based web site?
Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: Izret101 on March 01, 2006, 10:44:48 AM It is an article about a guy drinking kids piss.
How do you think Mark found it? Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: Tynstar on March 01, 2006, 10:50:12 AM It is times like this I wish we had a puke smiley like MSN does.
But since we don't I will use this one. :beer: Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: Izret101 on March 01, 2006, 11:09:48 AM (http://www.digitpress.com/forum/images/smiles/puke.gif)
^^^Stolen^^^ Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: captain_nintendo on March 01, 2006, 11:28:46 AM That guy needs help!
Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: atari_wizard on March 01, 2006, 11:35:04 AM If this doesn't turn stomach's, something's wrong. I can't believe this guy's been doing it for over 40 years and just now was caught. I wouldn't even been able to interview the guy without just throwing up my lunch.
Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: Tynstar on March 01, 2006, 11:36:34 AM Is it illegal what he is doing? Is drinking pee illegal?
Yes it is nasty but illegal? Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: Izret101 on March 01, 2006, 12:00:47 PM It is a sexual fetish of sorts.
And it involves minors. So he is still being a predator. And he raped a kid 12 years ago it said. Also he messed with the piping of those urinals. And he loitered. Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on March 01, 2006, 01:28:03 PM Why can't the government just line these kind of freaks up and :flamethrower:
Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: Tynstar on March 01, 2006, 01:53:28 PM Quote It is a sexual fetish of sorts. And it involves minors. So he is still being a predator. And he raped a kid 12 years ago it said. Also he messed with the piping of those urinals. And he loitered. "Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago." Doesnt say he raped a kid. I thought all people that rap some one are registered as sexual predator. I will stop now it sounds like I am trying to defend this sick freak. Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on March 01, 2006, 02:11:29 PM You better or we'll line you up next. :flamethrower:
Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: Tynstar on March 01, 2006, 02:26:24 PM Quote You better or we'll line you up next. :flamethrower: You just wanted to us that smiley again. Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on March 01, 2006, 04:22:35 PM :flamethrower:
Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: wrldstrman on March 01, 2006, 07:08:47 PM what needs to be done is like in the movie escape from new york. just find a big island and put all the criminals on it.
Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: Hydrobond on March 02, 2006, 02:48:07 AM Quote what needs to be done is like in the movie escape from new york. just find a big island and put all the criminals on it. Give em weapons and put cameras up everywhere on the island, the TV ratings would be through the roof. Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: Tynstar on March 02, 2006, 06:29:35 AM Quote Give em weapons and put cameras up everywhere on the island, the TV ratings would be through the roof. That's a reality show even I would watch. Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: Hydrobond on March 02, 2006, 06:44:50 AM Quote That's a reality show even I would watch. Yeah, I think it was George Carlin's idea. Only he wanted to fence off one of the four really square states to do it. I kinda feel an island would be safer, they would have to know how to swim to get break out, and it worked well for Alcatraz. Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: Sauza12 on March 02, 2006, 06:48:35 AM How would someone even get this idea in thier heads? Was he in the bathroom one day and he thought "You know what sounds good? a nice piss smoothie"?
Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: shaggy on March 02, 2006, 06:52:13 AM Man you people in Ohio are fucked up. And I think Tynstar might be too....
Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: Hydrobond on March 02, 2006, 06:57:54 AM Quote Man you people in Ohio are fucked up.  And I think Tynstar might be too.... This is why Cincinnati really wants to leave the rest of the state... --------------------------------------------------------------------- If you like drinking piss, you never have to spend money on drinks? So does this guy need extra-strength teeth whitening toothpaste? Is there enough Scope/Listerine in the world to offset that "fresh out of the urinal" breath.? Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: Hydrobond on March 02, 2006, 07:00:54 AM Quote How would someone even get this idea in thier heads?  Was he in the bathroom one day and he thought "You know what sounds good?  a nice piss smoothie"? Article says he had been doing it since he was 7. I guess old habbits die hard. Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on March 02, 2006, 07:23:13 AM Yeah I dig the Island deathmatch idea. Battle Royale with criminals instead of innocent high school kids.
Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: SFS on March 02, 2006, 07:25:41 AM Quote criminals & innocent high school kids. Is there a difference? ??? Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on March 02, 2006, 07:56:07 AM No difference, except there'd (probably) be less crying and more dying.
I personally would rather watch the high school kids because of all the sexy babes. Chiaki Kuriyama can eviscerate me any day. Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: TraderJake on March 02, 2006, 09:42:14 AM God, why can't we break apart the 5 Ohios?
Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on March 02, 2006, 10:08:02 AM We'd just keep breaking apart until everyone in Ohio had their own state.
Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: Hydrobond on March 02, 2006, 11:04:56 AM Quote God, why can't we break apart the 5 Ohios? Because then Michigan might get Toledo back, and we cant let that happen!!! Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: TraderJake on March 02, 2006, 11:06:46 AM Yeah, Michigan does not need an economically viable city.
Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: Sauza12 on March 03, 2006, 06:38:03 AM Quote Yeah, Michigan does not need an economically viable city..... ......with a penchant for race riots. Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: Tynstar on March 03, 2006, 06:58:58 AM Quote Man you people in Ohio are fucked up. And I think Tynstar might be too.... :-/ :'( >:( Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: johno590 on March 04, 2006, 05:37:05 AM OMG, that is one of the sickest things I've ever read.
Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: Mike Leon on March 06, 2006, 09:13:49 PM In a stall I hide.
Listen to the warm trickle. It is delicious. Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on March 07, 2006, 08:33:53 AM Send it in to GWAR.
Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: tholly on March 16, 2006, 07:21:41 AM That is just disgusting.....
Title: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine Post by: Speedy_NES on March 16, 2006, 07:28:47 AM Damn, that's nasty!! I think serial killers are less screwed in the head than this guy is...but I suppose habits do die hard...
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