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The rules are very, very simple, my friends: you answer the post above with only 3 words.

The goal is to make a story that never ends! Let's see how far this can go! I'll start:

Once upon a

time the earth

was sucked into

a zombie apocalypse

With only one

group of survivors

said to them

(Sorry. My fault.)

grab a weapon

and some snacks

They set off

in their Hummer.

during the sunrise

the zombies were

having an orgy

in the observatory

They were multiplying

using pencils and

rulers to whack

the zombie nuns

because they never

went to school.

Chuck Norris Appeared.

He kicked them

so hard that

blood came out

from his foot

and lasers shot

up from the

the moon as

Chupacabras were dancing

with deli meats

used for shoes

And they danced

the Safety Dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

all night long

Zagnorch skipped merrily

using his collection

lists as shields

but it failed

and suddenly a

giant two headed

zombie dog came

Razor Knuckles said,"

"I pissed myself"

Zagnorch was disappointed

because he was

no match for

zombie Duke.Togo

whose incredible strength

lead him to

eat Chuck Norris.

with a spork

only to be

kicked in the

taint by a

mummified Bruce Lee

Meanwhile, in Egypt

ancient curses are

turning crocodiles into

flying monkeys of

the amazing circus

The evil wizard

used his spells

to confuse everybody

but it only

made them angrier

than Incredible Hulk

when he was

tickled by a

confused lesbian orangutan

with a wiener

The wizard forgot

to eat breakfast

and it caused

an awkward boner

that his mom

clearly noticed it

So she hit

a blind woman

with a slippery

smelly dead fish

who, in reality

was alive and

and bit her

on the tit

but completely missed

the big hooters

because the fish

was completely blind.

at that moment

a strange unidentified

with a big

fat steamy pile

of crap from

a bear den

confused all by

shoving it up

in a frame

without looking towards

the sun and

the moon and

the stars above

Team Rocket appears

joining forces with

the Rugrats and

the Ninja Turtles

for one major

Spam eating contest

but all the

canned meat had

been tainted by

cracked open containers

The SPAM eaters

decided that it

a road trip

to British Columbia

to get some

good Canadian beer

and hire a

game collector named

Guy de Crochet

His Sega powers

were useless against

a horde of

rabid xbox fanboys

throwing hot pockets 

quickly, until their

supply ran out

more pylons were

arranged by size

near Pylon Peak

kept within another

piece of pie

Occasionally, a loud

Thud was heard

it woke Grandpa

but not before

shitting his pants

then grandma says

"clean yourself up"

and grandpa says

"Who crapped themselves?"

the grandma looks

and laughs at

some crippled kid

bit by a

rabid flying squirrel

with the T-Virus

who quickly mutated

into Justin Beiber

also know as

the Canadian Scurge

Justin Beiber fell

into a cock

blocking crowd of

16 year old

sweaty strong men

who could've been

a very good

ally, except they

did something really

disgusting, by shoving

fleshlights into his

microscopic cock thing 8=D

and the Bieber

will never again

see the light

because slender man

dropped the hammer

on his face

because he was

untalented little brat

who sucked dick

while gagging, crying

and pleading for

a new story

because this one

really sucks now

and the end

or is it.......

it never ends

it only bends

the rules a

small sharpened pencil

was used to

create the legendary

and heroic tales

of King Bowser

master of all

the Mushroom Kingdom

Designed to destroy

anyone who crossed

a red light

during the next

solar eclipse will

became a werewolf

and played Wolfenstien

but never once

did he try

wash his tight

pants, which prevented

getting some disease

called werewolf diphtheria

and had anal

bleeding all night.

just like PMS

but werewolf style

was nothing that

a wet paper

couldnt fix up.

Unless some smart

ass guy named

Lester the unlikely

came with tools

to fix all

the campus toilets

clogged with shit

.  Without warning, Lester

saw a naked

senior citizen sprinting

and heading towards

the buffet table

and yet he

still managed to

touch his toes

while hes plumbing

some girl's ass

Plumbers don't wear

ties while they

do dirty deeds

but this one

was quite the

mover and shaker.

But suddenly diarrhea

sounded like a

good punishment for

eating all the

bacon flavored crepes

that grandma so

hastily made with

the fat off

the worlds fattest

can of surstromming

but all the

northern Swedish relatives

had bad gas.

and keep farting

on the natives

because payback is

not an option

its a bitch

so the natives

thought it would

nice to buy

bags of chitlins

to stop the

crazy Bonobo monkeys

from jacking off

The spider monkeys

living in the

abandoned Hilton Hotel

were covered in

some creepy juice

from Chip Foose

that Paris Hilton

Shoved in her

nostrils leading to

her brain cavity

which was hollow

except for cocaine

and Jaegermeister backwash

Her stupid ass

is brimfull of

pain killers from

that one dude

half man half

man bear pig

The kings all

fuzzy and then

the all mighty

Jüng the janitor

Yelled out loud

"Grab my ass!"

"Spank me silly!"

and the kids

agreed.  Jerry Sandusky

is one crazy

shower room stalking

cheerleader in disguise

sneaking behind to

find some good

back door action

but then he

got caught by

a naughty teacher

who whipped him

in leather clad

and he enjoyed

the painful stimulation

of her strapon

she pegged him

as a Wookie

and then Yoda

rubbed peanut butter

on a Tauntaun

and Luke Skywalker

was sewn inside

Something that smells

like a rhino

but in fact

Some Rhino smell

like garbage or

noxious sewer fumes.

so anyway, then

Mecha Baby Jesus

Resurrected Chuck Norris

who proceeded to

kick Obama in

Air Force One

knocking it from

a nuclear collision

to a massive

explosion created by

the fart of

Fartman, also know

that the smell

opened a hole

so wide that

Roseanne wouldn't even

want to live

in such retched

society that always

smells like shit.

Profanity is bad

but better than

a smack in

the cock by

a rubber chicken

dressed as clown

In other news

Mordecai hit Rigby

square in the

head with the

truth.  His mother

Always tells him

shut up bastard!

and the bastard

went on to

the used cars

made by Yugo

that went nowhere

far without gas

Which comes from

a gas station

from outer space.

Suddenly I see

a flying susage

that landed on

my new car

a really old

man sat on

steaming pile of

Bayou Billy carts

eating cottage cheese

with bare hands

the cottage cheese

leaked from the

dead dog's eye.

And then his

zombified corpse moved

to the city

where he worked

9 to 5

making minimum wage

and that was

not enough to

the old lady

start farting on

derailing this story

a couple posts

it will prevail

the bad taste

was sour fish

and not rotten

just somewhat stale

fish goes stale?

stale breaded fishsticks

are my favorite

yet I regretted

dipping them in

hot sauce because

it burned my

toast so I

said to myself

what a wonderful

Shpadoinkle day to

break your chain  ;D

and start over

and over again

Meanwhile somewhere in

Russia, heroin addicts

like to suck

Large man boobs

because it is

such a delicacy

among indigenous peoples

and some hunters

they also like

to hunt worms

like graboid hunting

and spiders just

because it's thrilling

Very much like

stuck your hand

in a poker

face like she

Gained 500 pounds

fat fat fat

Fatty fat fat

fat so san

extremely fat yet

the sagging of

her breasts not

bouncing around made

some kid very

very angry that

he could not

fathom comprehending gravitational 

fields or science

so he studied

chinese to learn

how to cuss

at the rats

standing in the

dark scary alleys

also know as

Oprah Winfrey's pants

a rich woman

that gives presents

everytime you ask

like a genie

in a bottle

very much like

other genie in

the Disney movie

with some genie

from the Aladdin

movie that Disney

created back in

the good old

sepia tone days

are finally over

but not dead

thanks to Photoshop

I can post

a lot of

random stupid pictures

that kinda resemble

a blue Hedgehog

who wears shoes

on his head

that really stink

that's not cool

its a trend

started by some

hipster with big

hopes and dreams

that died five

years ago due

to some complications

with exploding shoes

That's why I

always walk barefoot

into corporate meetings

and never forgets

to circumnavigate the

area next to

the old decrepit

pit named as

Old Man's Hole

the place where

fuzzy little critters

poop all over

the toilet seat

Don't even try

to go there

unless you first

wash your hands

with horse semen

but don't splash

in other people's

kiddie pool because

they won't invite

unfair criticism, however

sticks and stones

poke and crush

smash and pursuit

every single time

women and camels

would get kicked

upside the head

instead of the

rosy rear end

and that means

trouble for everybody

especially the weird

guy living downstairs

who smells like

three day old

veiny blue cheese

that was left

under heat lamps

at burger king

forgotten by the

night shift manager

Jerry the Brave

who never learned

how to use

all his fingers

to scratch his

big and hairy

killer pet monkies

despite the fact

that these monkeys

are Bonobo monkeys

named after the

native Bonoboner tribe

famous for suck

(-ing) all the creme

from the cakes

and spitting it

...upon an ugly...

bastard named Montgomery

Chatzworth Cobblepants Junior

who's a famous

yodeler from North

Region of Garbledorf

always singing "Why

My Wife Did

every other dude

instead of me"

He just didn't

take advantage of

drunken teenage girls

who are easy

(boy, are they)

like spring break

(yeah, totally, right?)

say Valley girls

or like Snooki

or Paris Hilton

carry purse dogs

as fashion statements

to the paparazzi

and their cameras

trying to snap

their fingers to

see if they

would cry because

their spoiled bitches

cry for no

reason, even if

Daddy buys them 

five diamond crusted

Platinum gold rings

with golden things

so much bling!

It could blind

Stevie Wonder, again

but not Ray

Charles, he's dead.

like Hilton's carrier

the USS Hosebag

loaded with seamen

and every STD

the CIA created

a sub-agency

named as H.E.R.P.E.S.

which stands for:

Hilton's Endangerment Response Personnel Enforcement Service   

that's six words!

Which is double

the amount allowed!

Ahywho, somewhere in

the land of

the Oompa Loompas

one special oompa

thought it would

be a hoot

placing a firecracker

Joe's six pack

in a stroller

But unfortunately, Oompa

couldn't hear Joe

because he was

singing Stairway to

the Jungle baby

and the baby

starts to cry

because he doesn't

know how to

cook meth without

the appropriate devices

in accordance with

the best selling

and award winning

actress Chelsea Handler

who always seems

to talk about

breaking international news

about Britney Spears

bangin' Saddam Hussein

and his sons

in hell. So,

Stewie Griffin appears

and yells out

a few words

about the Lord

of the Dance

he proceeded to

plot total domination

of nothing because

nobody hears him

except stoned Brian

chillin' in Colorado

but not in

Guantanamo Bay because

all the Cubans

have the awesome

Nintendo Game Cuban

Boat Riding Adventures

where your raft

never works but

attracts the sharks

and you press

a green switch

that activates the

time warp portal

that takes you

to another dimension

with voyeuristic intentions

you're under sedation

with no means

of waking up

and smelling the

aliens that probed

your nether regions

why did they

Test for herpes?

They don't want

their race to

be mixed with

Lizardmen and fish

because the results

would be scaly

and quite disturbing

like catching dad

Screwing your mom

a new lightbulb

into wall sconces

she loved it

right in the

coin slot area

And with the

way she squeals

looks like the

neighbors called the

police but they

didn't give a

damn because squirrels

were boxing on

some dead squirrels

nuts at the

big walnut tree

behind the house

of Stinky Pete

something else happened

to cause micro-bacteria

to form inside

his dog's anus

"gross", someone said

"delicious!" someone said

they looked around

for the source

only to find

some sweet violets

were really some

creepy aliens in

the basement of

the Alamo, where

strange things always

fuck up your

day because some

asshole took his

shoes off and

sucked his own

let's say "toe"

until the cows

come home or

went back out

why does this

thread still exist?

Well, I am

intrigued by the

smile upon your

mother's ugly face

as I stuck

my fist deep

into primordial ooze

that created mutant

nineteen foot tall

with super powers

Miley Cyrus mutant

with crappy voice

and crappier attitude

and her daddy

who can't control

his bowels, however

his sleek hair

try to make

ten pepperoni pizzas

while in space

where people can't

breathe and stuff

and breathing is

all the rage

you will need

a special helmet

when playing with

a baseball in

a shark tank

full of sharks

one post away

from one thousand

not anymore... bitches

sirpsycho the pimp

maniacally laughed, then

he pimp slapped

some cosplayer and

Razor Knuckles cried.

In other news

the Mars rover

went to McDonald's

for a taco

but they said

"why so serious?"

and gave him

a smile on

Ronald McDonald's face

a clown without

a soul inside

He loves kids

especially fat kids

because they bounce

on his lap

like water balloons

But don't pop

like something that

got poked by

Joe Rogan's enormous

ego, which takes

the cake for

hungry kids in

South Detroit which

want Thanksgiving Turkey

to taste like

a divine meal

which is unlikely

due to poverty

and lack of

jobs due to

no classic games

meanwhile in Happyville

everybody was hammered

like college kids

in Michael Jackson's

bedroom, waiting to

call Tito to

join the orgy

but he whacked

Bubbles in the

nether-regions because he

is a cartoon

but can't help

falling in love

with himself and

always tells a

white lie when

someone confront him

with purple tabs

But now he

just can't stand

that screaming goat

that keeps on

and on about

how he climbed

up a tree

using only his

bare hands and

some duct tape

to reach the

very top limb

only to jump

to his death

"Oh poor goat"

...wait he's alive!

Nope, he's dead!

it was sad

all that confusion

but it was

sure to be

the most exciting

episode of Friends

tune in for

the finale's finale

that never ends

or does it?

The Bible ends...

with a bang

*Spoilers* NOT TRUE

Limited time offer

for roasted pickles

money back guarantee

the infomercial claimed

the free shipping

and other free

"services" would be

best suited for

anyone with abnormally

Conjoined fetus head

or double head

Somewhere over the

Siamese midget head

or like they

didn't even want

to be called

"TWO HEADED FREAKS!"

Meanwhile in North

Pole Santa was

making WiiU's for

the Sega kids

and here comes

Nintendo's mascot Mario 

high on mushrooms

walking towards the

beer guzzling squirrel.

Suddenly I see

Pac-Man flying

straight into the

old man's anus

munching all the

way out of

Mario's chocolate mushrooms

conveniently located at

the 7-Eleven on

123 Fake Street

next to the

hideous, gigantic, pulsating

thing underneath a

radiated sewer line

where four turtles

fought three Battletoads

with help from

The Power Rangers

and a giant

elephant made of

pure garbage that

should've been recycled

the battle began

and some dude

out of nowhere

showed up riding

a giant potato

but it was

in fact a

SWEET potato so

it could not

be mashed for

his weird actions

thankfully power tools 

were haunted by

a snarky bellhop

who died defending

his precious ring

he stole from

a blind hooker

formerly known as

Justin Beiber's mom

and she is

now living vicariously

through his son

up in Canada

where people don't

talk to her

or eat pie

but they do

Beat the bishop

from time to

A metronome, which

clicks annoyingly forever

unless someone like

Gordon Freeman destroys

The last ninja

also the last

of the Mohicans

Meanwhile, Willie Wonka

farted and stuff

making butt chocolate

because fat chicks

Love that shit.

Incredibly, everyone forgot

it's Christmas Eve

and remember all

the bad kids

who got away

from the crazy

shubberies. It's almost

sickening that the

polar ice caps

are melting because

bovine flatulence creates

high levels of

toxic gases that

have me running

Round and around

the mulberry bush

that smells like

santa's big sack

after Christmas day

but tastes delicious

. I wonder what

is going on

with that odor

He thought silently.

End of story?

NAH! It's only

the first part

A long time

ago in a

land far, far

far far far

away, there also

lived a judge

that by today's

Standards is quite

a heavy fellow.

Heavy like a

boss. He would

Split his pants

whenever he would

eat fried chicken

in the city

of ol' Boston

So he stopped

buying Baked Beans

without first licking

his fingers first

for twenty minutes.

That led to

confused glares from

non finger lickers

like Ben Affleck.

What he didn't

realize was, Ben

had a secret

finger lickin' sauce

No one liked,

with the exception

of Queen Latifa

She would indulge

my wet fish

With his sauce

then she gagged

on each and

every one. It

seems that every

special little animal

has supernatural powers

like mega fisting

that have escalated

To astronomical levels

that only the

gays and politicians

can survive. There

Was a time

when every gay

lady boy would

go out of

Their comfort zone

to acquire some

Justin Timberlake pants

to sniff the

insides of the

Inner thigh area

for Britney leftovers

but they realized