A Completely Unrelated Series of Thoughts.. Part 5

[shaggy]

AWKAWARD SITUATION:  walking into a porn store and seeing one of your old friends you use to hang out with in high school.  Happened to me today.

Did he/she recognize you?  Why were you in a porn store?  Was blow up Vicki there?

[Three]

Interesting enough.  Walking into a porn store wearing a gorilla like sweater & a lemur tail, and asking for the biggest dildo does not constitute an awkward situation, or oven odd looks by the staff.

I'M NOT GAY DAMN IT!

[Tynstar]

you win

 

[Funk_Buddy]

Being caught in the porn store by an old friend of the same sex isn't that bad, the opposite sex could be. Getting caught looking at Shemale Adventure 16 could be, no matter who sees you! I mean really, is the sex shop any worse than being seen at a strip club? I don't think so, but to each his/her own.

[James]

I feel really guilty. I'm doing a job for someone and I've only done about three hours over two days. I went in at 11:30am today then at 1:30pm dad said he needed to be taken to the station but the way he wanted to do it was really awkward, so he ended up taking himself after I had put everything down to get him. I met up with the guy I'm working for soon after and said I'd go on a quick break and carry on later. I got back just before 3pm and started sifting through some papers then dad called and said he needed to be picked up from the town station at 3:20pm for me to take him to the local station where he parked his car.

My dad can be so stubborn most of the time, and if things don't go his way he gets really grumpy. Tomorrow, he's definitely coming second.

I'm supposed to be going out with some friends tonight having planned it a week ago. I don't know what's going on now. The storage unit is open 24 hours so I could ditch my friends and get on with the job this evening.

I've sent an apology email because I feel like I've let the employer down. I promised I would do this work "as soon as possible" and I'm not really getting on with it.

 

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

I think I'm going to register myself as a Democrat to vote against Hilary in the preliminaries.

[Funk_Buddy]

Political parties aside, I don't know who is going to be worse in the next election. In fact... this may be the first time I'm really scared who'll win.

[Hydrobond]

I want Hillary to run. It will split the Democrat party in two.

[TraderJake]

Interesting enough.  Walking into a porn store wearing a gorilla like sweater & a lemur tail, and asking for the biggest dildo does not constitute an awkward situation, or oven odd looks by the staff.

I'M NOT GAY DAMN IT!

I'm suddenly very frightened.

[James]

I'm back from the pub, completely sober. I told my friend if he could stop buying lottery tickets for a month I wouldn't drink any alcohol for that month.

And I've got an email back from this guy I'm working for. He said it's ok and I shouldn't get disheartened by it, which I was sort of expecting but it's always nice to have some reassurance.

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

I'm hoping major political reform happens soon in the U.S. That way I won't have to do it.

[James]

Crapcakes. I set the alarm this morning to start work early. On the radio they said something about snow in my area, so I leapt out of bed and threw the curtains back, and sure enough there was snow!

I got ready for the day, then put the computer on to check my emails but there was no internet connection. After fiddling around for a while I got some websites working but others weren't. I couldn't check my emails and neither could dad. I had to get out, so I left dad unable to do his work.

Driving to work, there is a narrow gap in the road to slow people down. It's just wider than a car. I was doing the speed limit, 20mph, because I've been through there loads of times. *THUD* I hit the kerb and burst the tyre. I took the bolts off but the wheel wouldn't come off. I called dad but he had gone to a meeting half an hour away. I sat in the snow for an hour waiting for dad to come back by which time a kind man in a tyre van had pulled over and used his tools to get the wheel off and he even put the other one on for me. Free of charge, of course.

Unfortunately, I used up all my phone credit to call dad, so I couldn't call the employer to tell him I would be late.

I eventually got there at 12pm. So much for my promise to do a full day by starting early. At least I'm making good progress.

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

Sounds like you Brits have crazy adventures whenever you leave your houses.

[Hydrobond]

Or when they try to spell curb and tire.  Not to mention trunk, hood, truck, sedan, just about anything dealing with a car really.

[captain_nintendo]

Almost had a brawl last night at my hockey game. Biggest asshole in the league played on the other team. I took off my glove and flipped him off twice just because Of course the little fucker wouldn't come near me.