A Completely Unrelated Series of Thoughts.. Part 5

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

Smoked one cig and he's a pro.

I stick with cigars...cheap cheap cigars.

[Izret101]

Marbs = good.

Camels arn't too bad though.
I wish i had a pack of Camel Turkish Blend non filters right now

Real men smoke nonfilters.
You can feel them destroy all the inner parts of your body the smoke touches.

edit:
found out i am sleeping on the couch because a couple days ago i said my life was over at 19.
Its only fair i should get to say it everyone else told me it was ending...

re-edit:
once again i was told that if things were so bad and i wanted to leave i could.
but this time custody battles and child support was mentioned.
how and why to i always get myself into so much trouble???

i wish i didn't have to choose between my old muh larger and loving family and starting a new one...

Remember boys and girls just because the person your going to have sex with says they are sterile doesn't mean they are.
It could have been their last partner who was

[Izret101]

Hooorraaayyy a hurricane of impending doom is coming to destroy everything that i have tried to form into some sort of life down here

Why is my life one depressing failure or disaster after another?

[captain_nintendo]

Wow Anthony

In regards to your last post: I hope everything turns out ok.

In regards to the previous post: Women are evil.

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

Our cat is missing :*(

[ganonbanned]

we have a couple of neighborhood strays around here I could send you.  me and my neighbor were saying that sometime before school starts we're sitting in his porch on lawnchairs with our paintball guns.

[NES_Rules]

I never knew chewing tobacco was so dangerous.  There was an article in the paper about how a guy at the high school was cutting the grass and he hit an old can of tobacco and the lid shot out.  It went 224 feet right into the head a kid during band practice.  It knocked the kid out and fractured his skull. 

[NES_Rules]

we have a couple of neighborhood strays around here I could send you.  me and my neighbor were saying that sometime before school starts we're sitting in his porch on lawnchairs with our paintball guns.

That'd be animal cruelty, which is pretty serious these days.  Use a .22 and shoot it in the head, if you kill it instantly, it's not considered animal cruelty, it's animal control. 

[TraderJake]

Stupid internet keeps dropping. Day 2 of periodic drops of internet.

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

Cat has been found. Alive and well.

[ganonbanned]

good, do you know what happened?

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

It got out somehow, my sis was standing on the back porch later and the cat materialized from the darkness.

[Izret101]

Phantom cat?

[TraderJake]

Time to go running!

[James]

I'm a lucky bastard. I went to Oxford today then I realised I wasn't wearing my watch. I called mum to look around for it but she couldn't find it. I had taken it off to sort some stuff under the car bonnet before we left. I got back home after a 100 mile round trip and looked around the house but couldn't find it. I was getting worried and resorted to looking under the bonnet. Fuck-a-doodle-do. My watch was resting precariously on a ledge in the engine bay.