A Completely Unrelated Series of Thoughts... Part 6

[James]

I saw a bumper sticker today saying "FREE DOTCOM and SAVE THE WHALES". That's a very specific campaign.

*knock*knock*
Hello, sir. I'm here to talk about our charity. Did you know that for just $5 a month you can help release Kim Dotcom into the wild as well as rescue some whales?

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

I got a new laptop because I make more money now.

[James]

Dad crashed into the house and ripped the poop chute off yesterday. I patched it up with some leaky duct tape and tonight I tried replacing the broken T piece. All the pipes are siliconed in so having hacked off the centre of the T piece I found I couldn't get the outer parts off the pipes in order to fit the new T piece. Now we have no working poo tube. Gosh darn.

[Razor Knuckles]

I talked to the Prime Minister of Canada today and we discussed a few things. I live in the states and lately it been really hot throughout my country. I being one of the unlucky people that has to basically work outdoors am sick and tired of this damn heat wave were having. I asked the Prime Minister to give us Americans one of their Canadian cold fronts they usually give us during the winter seasons. You know to cool this damn place down. Usually we don't receive them during the summer season, but I asked very nicely since they are the ones responsible for making my country cold in the winter months. In return I offered to disable Americas wireless password so all of our Canadian neighbors can have free internet. I think its a fair trade.

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

I like your signature. <3

[Zagnorch]

I asked the Prime Minister to give us Americans one of their Canadian cold fronts they usually give us during the winter seasons.

I'm almost certain I heard Lewis Black say this in one of his stand-up acts...

'Course, he also once asked, "where's global warming when you need it?!"

[Izret101]

I like your signature. <3

I like yours better.

[blcklblskt]

I talked to the Prime Minister of Canada today and we discussed a few things. I live in the states and lately it been really hot throughout my country. I being one of the unlucky people that has to basically work outdoors am sick and tired of this damn heat wave were having. I asked the Prime Minister to give us Americans one of their Canadian cold fronts they usually give us during the winter seasons. You know to cool this damn place down. Usually we don't receive them during the summer season, but I asked very nicely since they are the ones responsible for making my country cold in the winter months. In return I offered to disable Americas wireless password so all of our Canadian neighbors can have free internet. I think its a fair trade.

No cold!  I like the warm.

[Razor Knuckles]

I talked to the Prime Minister of Canada today and we discussed a few things. I live in the states and lately it been really hot throughout my country. I being one of the unlucky people that has to basically work outdoors am sick and tired of this damn heat wave were having. I asked the Prime Minister to give us Americans one of their Canadian cold fronts they usually give us during the winter seasons. You know to cool this damn place down. Usually we don't receive them during the summer season, but I asked very nicely since they are the ones responsible for making my country cold in the winter months. In return I offered to disable Americas wireless password so all of our Canadian neighbors can have free internet. I think its a fair trade.

No cold!  I like the warm.

No warm! I Like the cold... Seriously! I'll wear shorts and a T-Shirt in freezing temperatures. Haven't worn a jacket since...? I love cold weather, wish everyday was as cold as possible. I would never live in a place where its constantly warm all year round. Would probably kill myself.

[nupoile]

I talked to the Prime Minister of Canada today and we discussed a few things. I live in the states and lately it been really hot throughout my country. I being one of the unlucky people that has to basically work outdoors am sick and tired of this damn heat wave were having. I asked the Prime Minister to give us Americans one of their Canadian cold fronts they usually give us during the winter seasons. You know to cool this damn place down. Usually we don't receive them during the summer season, but I asked very nicely since they are the ones responsible for making my country cold in the winter months. In return I offered to disable Americas wireless password so all of our Canadian neighbors can have free internet. I think its a fair trade.

No cold!  I like the warm.

No warm! I Like the cold... Seriously! I'll wear shorts and a T-Shirt in freezing temperatures. Haven't worn a jacket since...? I love cold weather, wish everyday was as cold as possible. I would never live in a place where its constantly warm all year round. Would probably kill myself.

Yeah! Cold!

I always tell people, "whenever you see me, I'm too hot"

[Razor Knuckles]

Cold is a natural energy. Without the sun nothing but cold would exist. Warmth does not exist naturally in nature. Its true.

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

If that's true it's still retarded.

[Sirgin]

Cold is a natural energy. Without the sun nothing but cold would exist. Warmth does not exist naturally in nature. Its true.

And what makes the sun unnatural, then?

[SirPsycho]

Cold is a natural energy. Without the sun nothing but cold would exist. Warmth does not exist naturally in nature. Its true.

As a scientist I can say that cold does not exist, it is all based on quantifiable levels of heat.

[RetroRage]

State Farm is not always there.  contrary to their advertising, they will not hand you a sandwich or drop a hot tub in your living room upon request.