Small annoyances that really piss you off

[Zimbacca]

When you try to take a leak, but it goes in two directions at the same time. Don't deny it. You know what I'm talking about

God I hate forked piss.

Sticking with the bathroom theme...

People who try to talk to you when you're trying to take piss, guys aren't suppose to talk in the bathroom.

People who don't correct them selves when they piss on the tall seat.

(Now leaving the bathroom theme.)

People who bitch you out for the kind of music you listen to.

[Toilet > my N-gage]

Two things for me, the first is going into a bathroom and walking up to the urinal and finding your put your boxers on backwards in the morning rush to school, and the second is walking into the narrow eb games store and haveing someone tear ass, and there are 5 other people blocking the only escape route

[thx1138]

the noise my wife can make with a bowl and a spoon when eating.

dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink

I have to leave the room.

[Zimbacca]

When people go through my stuff without permission.

[danvx6]

middle school fads and generally idiotic 11-15 year olds

toddlers whos only word is "mine" and they cry "i want it!!"

knowing that someone is directly better than me and there is nothing I can do about it

horny 14 year old sluts

modern society

racial distinction (good or bad, such as making fun of a race, or giving special scholarships to a certain race)

dripping toothpaste on my shirt in the morning

[sharp]

Amen!

Commies.

If you don't gonna obey under my future worldwide stalinst system it means gulag for you.

Oh and to be serious, I hate hippies, nazi's and pc-facists. Oh and of course the state.

[sinning.dragon]

Assholes at the mall that are in the middle of your right of way and then act as if it's your fault.

Learn to fucking drive!

[Zimbacca]

When people pronounce Oregon "Or-E-Gon" its pronounced "Or-i-Gen"

[Tynstar]

The way people dont get out of the far left lane on the freeway when there is no traffic around. They make me go around them when they are the ones that should be getting over. Every time I pass someone like that I want to get in front of them and jam on the brakes.