The Calling Out of Work Thread

[blcklblskt]

Since I hate having to call out (I can never think of any good reasons), I thought this would be a good place to share your "techniques" on how to call out.

For example:

Today I called claiming I was sick to my stomach, and that I didn't feel well.  For added effect, I covered one side of my nose with my thumb, and it kinda made me sound slightly sick ;P.  At least over the phone.

[Tondog]

Here's some!

http://sarcasticgamer.com...and-play-video-games.html

[Silent Scythe]

I always feel so guilty when calling in sick, even when I'm actully sick.

[Sirgin]

Here's some!

http://sarcasticgamer.com...and-play-video-games.html

Lol, those are great The 5th one is maybe a tad bit extreme though.

[Zimbacca]

the last time I faked sick for work I hung my head over the toilet and made myself throw up while on the phone with my boss.