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[The Metamorphosing Leon]

Why It's So Good To Be A Bloke

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat

Queues for the bathroom don't exist

You can open all your own jars

All your orgasms are real

You don't have to lug a bag of useless stuff around

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness

Nobody wonders if you swallow

You never have to clean a toilet

You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes

Sex means never worrying about your reputation

Wedding plans take care of themselves

You don't have to shave below your neck

None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry

You don't have to curl up next to a hairy backside every night

If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices

You can write your name in the snow

Flowers fix everything

You never have to worry about other people's feelings

You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours

Reverse parking is easy

Foreplay is optional

Window shopping is what you do when you buy windows

Car mechanics tell you the truth

You don't give a rat's ass if no-one notices your new haircut

The whole world is your urinal

One mood, all the time

Grey hair and wrinkles add character

People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them

You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked

Someday you'll be a dirty old man. And you're looking forward to it

You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood

Porn movies are designed specifically with your mind in mind

You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries

Not liking a person doesn't exclude having great sex with them

Your mates never say "talk to me"

Life will go on if the bed sheets don't get changed once in a while.

I was so bored that when I found this I decided to post it here.

[sinning.dragon]

One mood, all the time
What a crock! It may be true that girls have at least 15 submoods for every regular type mood and we go through all of them at least once a day, but once a guy starts feeling bitchy.... ew. Don't even go there.

[Sauza12]

You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked

I once bought condoms from a guy that I am assuming is gay because he hit on me while I was buying them.  I've never left a gas station that fast in my life.

[danvx6]

once a guy starts feeling bitchy.... ew. Don't even go there.

i know this from first-hand experience, i am the bitchiest guy i know. i know some other quite bitchy guys and mostly when they get bitchy all they do is tell any other guy in their way that they have a small penis. (not me though)

[sinning.dragon]

!! omg! I think the next time I feel really bitchy (which might be tomorrow if I don't get the job I want) I'm just going to start telling everyone they have a small penis.

Even the ladies.

[Izret101]

I'm just going to start telling everyone they have a small penis.

Even the ladies.

Everyone looked at me to see why i was laughing.

[sinning.dragon]

Are you in class or somit?

[Izret101]

Library.
Which oddly enough is full of people today.

[sinning.dragon]

-shocked-

Yea, our high school's library usually doesn't have very many people in it, but that's mostly just because the librarian is a flipping monster.