This gave me a chuckle today. The website Civilization Anonymous.
http://civanon.org/WHAT MEMBERS ARE SAYING ABOUT CIVANON:
One of our oldest members says:
I've been attending CivAnon meetings for approximately 18 months now. Partly because I began to get a perverse thrill out of wiping out entire civilizations with atomic intercontinental ballistic weaponry, and partly because they serve cake at the meetings. I like to kill, that's true. But I like cake even more.
LOL!