Quotes

[SFS]

"DON'T mess with me, lady! I've been drinking with skeletons."  Hellboy

[archetype]

"Now life is the only art that we are required to practice without preparation, and without being allowed the preliminary trials, the failures and botches, that are essential for the training of a mere beginner. In life, we must begin to give a public performance before we have acquired even a novice's skill; and often our moments of seeming mastery are upset by new demands, for which we have acquired no preparatory facility. Life is a score that we play at sight, not merely before we have divined the intentions of the composer, but even before we have mastered our instruments; even worse, a large part of the score has been only roughly indicated, and we must improvise the music for our particular instrument, over long passages. On these terms, the whole operation seems one of endless difficulty and frustration; and indeed, were it not for the fact that some of the passages have been played so often by our predecessors that, when we come to them, we seem to recall some of the score and can anticipate the natural sequence of the notes, we might often give up in sheer despair. The wonder is not that so much cacophony appears in our actual individual lives, but that there is any appearance of harmony and progression." Lewis Mumford

[Izret101]

"Do you think they sell Ritz by the box? I'm not gonna lie."
John Padawick

Whos favorite saying was "I'm not gonna lie."
As you can see most of the time it made no sense....

[SFS]

"Tutto nello Stato, niente al di fuori dello Stato, nulla contro lo Stato" (Everything in the State, nothing outside the State, nothing against the State.)

"Credere, Obbedire, Combattere" (Believe, Obey, Fight)

"Libro e moschetto - fascista perfetto" (The book and the musket - make the perfect Fascist.)

[Izret101]

Toast from last night on the Italy trip
"New friends, old friends, I fuckin' love you all."
Eric Von Hollander aka Angrygermanbastard on the boards

[Zimbacca]

"There's something that cannot be expressed in words, human emotion. Emotions of the heart can't be just tucked away in a closet. There's a way to know the emotions. Look into the eyes. The girl lied to me, and I believed her. The gentleman lied to me, when I trusted him, but the moment I looked into his eyes the angel of destiny began to unravel the truth. Just look into their eyes. There is only one truth. "
-Vash the stampede

[Izret101]

Conan O'Brien:
"Pope Bennedict was quoted as saying:
'Computers are the technology of the future.'
Then he swept aside a curtain and said 'BEHOLD THE COMMODORE 64!'
hahaha
'Now with PONG!'
He's gotta get out more.

/Conan O'Brien

[Sauza12]

"You call those silicone sacks boobs?  Those aren't boobs.  They're lies.
-Stewie Griffin

[Izret101]

LOL
That show was awesome last night.

[Izret101]

"You can't have a soul in the United States. It's unconstitutional."
Denny Crane (Boston Legal)

[Izret101]

PSP Commercial
"Daxter, I'd hit that."

[Zimbacca]

"Killing someone for thinking the bible is better than the Torah or the Qur'an is no different than killing someone for thinking that the adventures of Huckleberry Finn is better than that Last Mohichans, or the lord of the rings. It's all fucking fiction."
-Ministry

[Tynstar]

"Killing someone for thinking the bible is better than the Torah or the Qur'an is no different than killing someone for thinking that the adventures of Huckleberry Finn is better than that Last Mohichans, or the lord of the rings. It's all fucking fiction."
-Ministry

That is by far the best quote in this thread. Maybe ever!

[Zimbacca]

I love it too.

[SFS]

”Don't threaten me.  I've watches presidents die.” The Smoking Man

”you better bring the crew you don't care about because you are going to lose your boys.” DMX

”I would smash her vag like the fist of an angry god” Slide Rail


And in all due seriousness, Fururama is the only fictional work worth killing for.