Dane Cook

[Izret101]

His new CD came out recently
I love this guy.

Just in the first 2 minutes
"This guy got hit right in the hip. Thats is your center of gravity. You get hit there and you go flying thru the air like Eddie Gordo from Tekken when you don't know how to do the combos and your just hitting the buttons randomly"

I love the game referances.

But besides that i reccomend EVERYONE listen to this CD.

I will gladly send anyone the CD to do a try before you buy type thing.

[CatchFiveBats]

He was on the "Dave Attell Insomniac Tour" on Comedy Central Sunday night.  Funny stuff.

[den68]

Drew & Mike on WRIF Detroit play clips of him all the time. He's a riot. He's got some funny bits about having a pet monkey that you can train to do battle with and how every guys dream is to pull a heist.

[Izret101]

Yea those are both of the newest CD.

They where all part of one of the tracks on there.
A monkey is something guys are supposed to want more than sex and a heist is something guys are supposed to want more than a monkey.

I would love to quote some of it but most of it just flows so you can't take part of it.

Really it is excellent stuff.

"How pumped would you be driving home knowing somewhere in your house there would be a monkey you had to battle!"

"This would be the ultimate what if after the hiest you jump into the van and the monkey was the driver?"

I'm listening to the CDs now |D