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Question: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
1 Metric Ton   -2 (15.4%)
Take the hypotenuse of the chucking divided by the mass of the woodchuck   -6 (46.2%)
There are no such things as woodchucks   -2 (15.4%)
Woodchucks can't chuck wood, silly!!   -3 (23.1%)
Total Voters: 13

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« on: October 15, 2006, 07:09:48 PM »

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
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« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2006, 08:24:28 PM »

Obscure options rule. Hence, I choose take the hypotenuse of the chucking divided by the mass of the woodchuck. I believe that if you do the calculations you will get a nice closed form answer, an integer actually, see, the answer is 42.
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« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2006, 09:39:48 PM »

Well I chose 1 metric ton, since if a woodchuck could chuck wood it would. Therefore it would have to be some amount of wood or another, metric ton being the only specific number it must be that answer.
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« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2006, 10:51:32 PM »

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The name woodchuck has nothing etymologically to do with wood. It stems from an Algonquian name for the animal (possibly Narragansett), wuchak. The apparent relationship between the two words has led to the common tongue twister: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? — A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood" (alternative second verse: "He would chuck what a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.").
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« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2006, 01:51:07 AM »

A lot
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« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2006, 03:08:31 AM »

Quote from: Wikipedia
The name woodchuck has nothing etymologically to do with wood. It stems from an Algonquian name for the animal (possibly Narragansett), wuchak. The apparent relationship between the two words has led to the common tongue twister: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? — A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood" (alternative second verse: "He would chuck what a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.").

That's what I was saying, that second verse, has to be something, and the only real something in this poll is 1 metric ton.
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« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2006, 08:23:46 AM »

42
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« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2006, 12:35:48 PM »

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fried woodchuck
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« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2006, 05:37:05 PM »

I picked take the hypotenuse of the chucking divided by the mass of the woodchuck.  If you think about it the chucking is proportional to the mass of the woodchuck which in turn would be the hypotenuse!
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« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2006, 12:28:45 PM »

If a woodchuck cuts down a tree in the woods and no ones around does it make a sound.
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« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2006, 01:39:15 PM »

Yes, because the woodchuck is around.
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« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2006, 01:24:00 PM »

There are no such things as woodchucks, there's a huge conspericy like global warming and second hand smoke and jesus.
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« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2006, 03:35:07 PM »

No, I've shot at woodchucks before. Basically another name for groundhogs.
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« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2007, 01:48:35 AM »

... I believe that if you do the calculations you will get a nice closed form answer, an integer actually, see, the answer is 42.

42 is the correct answer.  At least someone got it right.
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