You may call me "the Reverend."

[Lord Nepenthean]

This is to confirm that

MICHAEL COLLINS
XXXX XXXXXXXXXX RD
CINCINNATI OH XXXXX-XXXX
has been ordained as a minister of the
Universal Life Church, Modesto, California.

Date of Ordination: 2/9/2005

by Kevin Andrews, Pastor
___________________________________________

The Evil Leon is a reverend too.  Anyone want to get married at the RF Gen meet?  I can perform the ceremony.  Hopefully none of you die at it, but if so, we'll be prepared because I can do funerals too.

[Arrrhalomynn]

Yeah, I'd like to marry Laurel, Den and Eddie.

Edit: And I intend to murder Leon and Kyle.

[sinning.dragon]

I think I'm going to bring a random person to marry. What an adventure.

[Zimbacca]

Edit: And I intend to murder Leon and Kyle.

You'll have to catch me first Dutchey.  Also you forget you're coming to america, everyone here has guns and you don't.

So nep... was there any point to doing this?  Or was it just for fun?

[St0rmTK421]

He filled out some online form and was made a reverend for some no-name church in California.  Leon did the same, and he is actually thinking about paying the $10 for his certificate.  I don't know what site that is, but that has to be by far the easiest way to become ordained.  I bet there are several hundred thousand reverands just for that one church now lol.

[Zimbacca]

I think we have a church in Washington that you can just walk in, fill out a forum and get ordained.  

[Hydrobond]

I can legally perform a marraige in the state of Illinois as of about a year ago.  I printed the certificate, but lost it somewhere.  I'll see if I can find the website again.

[Izret101]

Very nice.
Is there an age limit?
I would like to marry someone at school.
10 bucks isn't much when you compare it to how much you can make off marrying people and the dead.

[Lord Nepenthean]

http://www.ulc.net

Please understand that there is no such thing as "instant online ordination." A computer cannot ordain you. Your request must be reviewed before your ordination can be done legally. You cannot be issued a credential automatically by a computer!

It took less than 24 hours for them to get back to me.  And no, there is no age limit.

[Izret101]

Well I'm signed up.

Going to have to show this one to my religion teacher.
Bet he will get a kick out of it.

[Lord Nepenthean]

We're going to be the most wholesome video game site on the net!

[Izret101]

I am pretty sure we may be able to apply for money from the government.
We are a religious group now after all.
Worth a shot.
(I am being serious too)

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

If we're gonna get money from the Guv we need a name. What should we call this religon? (and don't start talking about fluids again.) I would say Jedi but the Aussies beat us to it.

[den68]

we better get a few more ordained if we hope to perform a successful excorcism on Arrr. his evil runs so deep.

[Antimind]

Bah *scoff* Just call me the princess of darkness.

**NOTE** I won't marry a single one of ya's. Not even for a gold NWC. Baby jebus makes me cry.


EDIT - I've changed my mind. I will marry the first lucky bastard that produces the following:

gold NWC
platinum band with a fatty fuckin diamond (no fake shit either)
1 large bag of cool ranch doritos
12 pack of diet dr pepper
Custer's Revenge
x-large pizza w/onions, pepperoni, green pepper, banana peppers, black olives, sausage, and bacon
yellow Subaru Baja Sport (the RC Pro-Am car)
Lexx dvds seasons 2-4

And also must be willing to do the following:

my laundry
dishes
cook mah dinner bitch

So any takers?  >:-)