Mspaint what you would do with a million dollars

[Arrrhalomynn]

I'd first buy a castle, then a killdozer to destroy all other castles.

[Lord Nepenthean]

I'd get a drag-racing monster truck to carry all of my money, fly past the sun and turn it black, then to Peru.  Then I'd climb the Andes and find the prize at their center - the golden Inca Kola bottle.  I'd drink that and become awesome enough to bite the killdozer in half, so everyone would love me.  I'd still hate most of them, but I'd go and find a nice girl (pretending any are left) and get married and live in the Andes for the rest of my life...  except when I travel all over the place.  Oh, and I'd donate the rest to the orphanage so they could eat guinea pigs every day and play Ninja Turtles.

[Arrrhalomynn]

Nice!

[Antimind]

I would buy a rocket and blow up the sun. Then I'd buy a mansion and fill it full of video games and live happily ever after in a world where it is constantly night time.

[Arrrhalomynn]

What's up with you 2 nerds and hatred of the sun?

[Lord Nepenthean]

Who said I was a nerd and not just a vampire?

[Odonadon]

5 words:

Three hookers for three years.


OD

[Antimind]

Holy shitballs OD....LOL!

[shadytool]

LOL!!!!!
high heels and everything too!

[Zimbacca]

first i would buy a bunch of guns, then (with my friends) i would go kill every zombie and monster i see.  then with what's left over i would buy a castle in the sky.

[Lord Nepenthean]

It's good to know that at least one of us would use the money for a noble cause.

[Zimbacca]

if there's one that i can't stand, its zombies.

[Antimind]

Hey freak, do you have a green spikey mohawk now? Let's see it then!

You'd prolly get along well with my buddy Dave. He really hates zombies.

[Zimbacca]

no, i don't have a mohawk anymore, i had to cut it off because i'm looking for a job.

[Odonadon]

It's good to know that at least one of us would use the money for a noble cause.

Me?

OD