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« Reply #30 on: March 03, 2015, 08:17:57 PM »

Dead or Alive: Xtreme Pole Dancing

Hey, I got a pole you can dance on right here! OH!!!


Star Wars Rogue Aquadron

Now available for the Atati Supercharger!  Wink


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« Reply #31 on: March 07, 2015, 11:12:03 AM »

Metal Gearshift Solid: Tactical Espionage Kart Racing
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« Reply #32 on: March 07, 2015, 04:51:58 PM »

Womb Raider: Lara Croft's Planned Parenthood Adventure <<<< Believe it or not, This is actually a thing. 2 things in fact: a fake game that appeared in Gamepro(?) as an April Fools joke wwaaaaaayyy back in the 90s. It stirred up some controversy when some parents thought it was real. It is also the title of a softcore porn Tomb Raider takeoff.

These are my favorites so far:

Ninja Gay Den
Auschwitz Simulator 1940
Where in the F*ck is Carmen Sandiego?!
Marvel vs Capcom vs Tekken vs Tatsunoko vs Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe vs KOEI vs Dragon Ball Z
Luigi and Tails: Side Kick Double Suicide
Birthers vs. Truthers with Alex Jones
Sonic the Hedgefund 14: Invest Until It Hurts
Lego Fifty Shades of Gray
Dead or Alive: Xtreme Pole Dancing
Twerk Twerk Revolution

Some of them may appear in the finished product.
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« Reply #33 on: March 11, 2015, 03:32:51 PM »

Tutorial Simulator 2015
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« Reply #34 on: March 11, 2015, 10:23:09 PM »

Womb Raider: Lara Croft's Planned Parenthood Adventure <<<< Believe it or not, This is actually a thing. 2 things in fact: a fake game that appeared in Gamepro(?) as an April Fools joke wwaaaaaayyy back in the 90s. It stirred up some controversy when some parents thought it was real. It is also the title of a softcore porn Tomb Raider takeoff.

Oh, GREAT... I'm a plagiarist, and I don't even know it. Looking back, however, it shouldn't be surprising. I mean, the Tomb Raider series has been going for almost two decades now; it stands to reason that someone would have come up with a "Womb Raider" pun long before I did...


Tutorial Simulator 2015

Even better: Tutorial STimulator 2015.  fappery

Or howzabout:


- Duke Pukem Versus the Bulimians

- Tanooki Mario and Sonic at AnthroCon



Aaaand from the "Rated AO" files:

- RoboC0ck vs. the Sperminator
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« Reply #35 on: March 11, 2015, 11:42:02 PM »

In an actual Craigslist ad, a seller was looking for interest in his copies of:

Super Smashed Bros.
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Duck C*nt

A few others:

DJ Hero, featuring Jazzy Jeff
ECCO: The Avalanche
Barney's Hide and Seek 2: Don't Tell Your Parents
Lollipop Chainsaw 2: A Monster High Crossover
1 Yard Fight: Seattle vs. New England
Hey You Pikachu 2: The Tourette's Adventure


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« Reply #36 on: March 12, 2015, 12:00:41 AM »


1 Yard Fight: Seattle vs. New England


BAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'm totes jelly that i didn't think of that one myself!

I'm sendin' that one to RetroRage and Nupoile right the hell now!

As for Super Smashed Bros.: Ummm, that one's been around for a while.



It's the ULTIMATE drinking game.
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« Reply #37 on: March 17, 2015, 01:31:26 AM »

Tutorial Simulator 2015
I actually already came up with a gag about one of the games having a 3 hour tutorial and like 10 minutes of gameplay. I don't play console games post ~2004, but I've heard this is a big problem.
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« Reply #38 on: March 20, 2015, 05:26:42 AM »

Scrimmy Bingus and the Crungy Spingus by Crogus
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« Reply #39 on: March 20, 2015, 10:31:53 AM »

Mario Potty 1 & 2 Collection

Debbie Does Dallas RTS
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« Reply #40 on: March 20, 2015, 10:45:34 AM »

I'll throw in some corporate sponsorships.

Sonic The Drive-In
McKidnappers
Ricky Carmichael's Super Seicross
Steel Diver: Subways
Star 20th Century Fox

And then the others...

Kind Icarus
Earth, Wind, and Firebound
Watch Paint Dry
Grass Growing Simulator 2015
Cooking Mama Cass
Bio 101: Infinite
Joe Lunardi's Bracketology 2015
Above Ground Pool Activities
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« Reply #41 on: March 20, 2015, 03:40:37 PM »

Above Ground Pool Activities

The entire game is an attempt at making a whirlpool.
Any other activities cause the kids to wallow in depression at the uselessness of an above ground pool.
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« Reply #42 on: March 20, 2015, 10:09:54 PM »

And then the others...

Grass Growing Simulator 2015

You know that Grass Simulator is in early access right now don't you?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/331200/
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« Reply #43 on: March 21, 2015, 12:34:34 AM »

And then the others...

Grass Growing Simulator 2015

You know that Grass Simulator is in early access right now don't you?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/331200/

Hey, that reminds me of one of my all-time faves:

The X-Games Presents: Extream Wall-Staring (with product placement by Mountain Dew, natch)
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« Reply #44 on: March 23, 2015, 11:28:15 PM »

Introducing a new Turok game with soundtrack by AC/DC:

For Those About Turok

(FIRE!)

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