HEY NOW!!!
I just found the most awesomest thing EVAR!!!!111ONE11ONE1ONE1!!!
Obviously, I'm talking about...
...the Taiwanese Jesus Board Game!
All right, let's pop the top offa this bad boy and take a look inside:
Okay, seriously, what is it with J.C.'s goofy expression? You'd think the king of Kings would be a bit more dignfied. And don't get me started with the guy to his right. Looks like he literally took a few "Bong Hits for Jesus..."
Whoa, we got us a few bonus goodies in here:
Neat.
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition, it's a pair of Sega Saturn Stunner light guns!
And of course a pair of calculators. Go figure... so to speak.
Seriously, an anime show about spinning-top battles? What next, an anime show about a children's card game?
A game within a game? SYMBOLISM!
All right, time to rummage through the Jesus game now.
Nothing says "love" like some poor slob staked to a couple pieces of wood.
It's a good thing this came with the instruction sheet, 'cuz I just might wanna actually play it some day.
The top edge of the game board reads, "By every words and sentences from the Lord - play with you together - enjoy to have fun - full of blessing - achieve in your life." If anybody knows which Bible book, chapter and verse(s) that's from, please let me know.
A fistful of Christ-dollarsNow you know the REAL reason why Jesus threw all those moneychangers out of the temple: He wanted all the business for Himself!
Damn, that's a big bag o' markers and what-have-you. And aren't those chibi disciple playing pieces just the kee-yootest things evar? Well, except for that no-good rat-fink Judas.
Topping things off are seven decks of cards. Perhaps they symbolize the Seven Seals? In any case, if I ever do try to play this, I know which deck I'm gonna use:
Hell yeah... if you'll pardon the expression.Oh, and in case you actually care, here are a few pics of the magnetic levitation game:
Whelp, that's it for now; thank you for your attention.
Next, please.