Quotes

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

"It is useless for lambs to make resolutions towards vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion."  --William Howard Inge

"Becky, I think I speak for all of us when I ask: When's the ice cream gonna get here?" --Homer J. Simpson

[Zimbacca]

"One thing conventions do offer me, after all, is being humbled by dudes who draw naked anime chicks. That's something not manny people can say. (This last con got to the point where I actuallly DID draw a ridiculously busty and over-sexualized naked anime chick as a joke to see if more people would talk to me if I put it up at my table. I ended up being to embbarassed to hang it up. Not only because I had just drawn my first hentai, but because of how good it turned out. I need a fucking shower.)"
-Mitch Clem

[Tynstar]

Who is Mitch Clem?

[Zimbacca]

He writes and draws Nothing Nice to Say.
www.nothingnice.com

[Hydrobond]

"Beer is proof that God exists and that He wants us to be happy." - Ben Franklin

"Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught." - Sir Winston Churchill

[TraderJake]

"Nothing is impossible, not if you can imagine it." - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth

[Izret101]

"Here's to alcohol the cause of and solution to all lifes problems" - Homer Simpson

"Thats the one finger victory salute." Geaorge Bush said after flipping off camera men when still Gov. of Texas

[Zimbacca]

"Like metal santa jacking off the pope awesome"
-Chloe
http://www.chugworth.com/comic.php?id=267

[Izret101]

Jerry Seinfeld:
"When you enjoy something, you must never let logic get too much in the way. Like the villains in all the James Bond movies. Whenever Bond breaks into the complex: 'Ah, Mr. Bond, welcome, come in. Let me show you my entire evil plan and then put you in a death machine that doesn't work'."

[Zimbacca]

"I have a squeedly spooch"
-Gaz

[Izret101]

Cosmo: "The good news is i found a nickle, i named it Phillip"
Timmy: "Whats the bad news?"
Cosmo: "Phillip is a girl nickle!!"

[Izret101]

From American Dad. I don't remember th names of everyone so i will just post them
Dads Boss
"Do you have any Gatorade? I left all my electrolytes with your daughter."

Dad to daughter
"He just rode me like an animal for the last half hour do you have any idea how hungry i am... and now i'm not hungry."

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

"Do you know Tyler Durden?"

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
- Hannibal the Cannibal

That line alone is reason enough to watch Silence of the Lambs.

[NDiddy]

Smart people are very good at rationalizing things that they came to believe from non-smart reasons. - Michael Shermer

The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason.
Benjamin Franklin

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin

I have recently been examining all the known superstitions of the world, and do not find in our particular superstition (Christianity) one redeeming feature. They are all alike founded on fables and mythology.
Thomas Jefferson

"What country can preserve its liberties if its rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms."
-- Thomas Jefferson

"Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men."
Federal Bureau of Narcotics Chief Harry J. Anslinger, 1929

"Marihuana leads to pacifism and communist brainwashing"
Federal Bureau of Narcotics Chief Harry J. Anslinger, 1948

"Marijuana leads to homosexuality ... and therefore to AIDS."
White House Drug Czar Carlton Turner 1986