Quotes

[Izret101]

Self explanitory from the title
Good bad funny got a quote put i here.

Red Green Show:
"Women are like computers. You can see what is going on on the monitor but you know more is happening on the inside because of all the whirring and beeping."

Hillary Clinton:
"We need to keep these Mature games out of the hands of our children."(Inregards to GTA San Andreas "Hot Coffee")

[Zimbacca]

I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
-Mitch Hedberg

If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
-Mitch Hedberg

[danvx6]

War is not about who is right, but who is left.
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I do not know what kind of weapons will be used in World War III, but I know that World War IV will be fought with sticks.   -Einstein

[Izret101]

BTW Mitch Hedberg rox

Simpsons:
Homer: The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten.
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Leonard Nimoy: I think this vessel could do at least warp 5.
Mayor Quimby: Yes, and may the force be with you.
Leonard Nimoy: Do you even know who I am?
Mayor Quimby: Of course I do. Werent you one of the little rascals.
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Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

[TraderJake]

Amazing Quotes from Sandra Queen Noble, five time presidential candidate and candidate for Cincinnati Mayor.

"Fighting crime starts with law enforcement because they need to be de-programmed ... Cincinnati continues to be racist. African-American people and people who you call minorities have to work and make a living with an inferiority complex, so those issues have to be dealt with."

"City Council has the same problem as do city councils nationwide. They don't have no role models. There's no reasons for politicians to get big paychecks while disrespecting the public's basic human rights, other than the government, past and present (practicing) murder, hate, theft, child abuse, mental illness, suicide and genocide ... You have to make American money American-friendly in order to deal with all areas of development in Cincinnati."

"Ghettos. Ghettos are native to German culture. The residents caught up in those living conditions simply need to be made whole."

Sandra Queen Noble, 49, independent: The Walnut Hills resident receives Social Security disability payments from a "mental injury," and said that various U.S. government agencies owe her money.


I wish I had a transcript of the ten o'clock news last night when she was on, she made all these comments about the minority population, and when she got to the German population, she said that Germans are known for hate, violence, bigotry, prejudice, and genocide. Somebody is racist towards Germans, or has a very bad mental illness.

[Zimbacca]

BTW Mitch Hedberg rox

Sadly he died last April.  

[Odonadon]

"Hi, I'm William Shatner.  Welcome to Rescue 911"
-- William Shatner, Rescue 911

OD

[Zimbacca]

"I'm more confused than a horny bi-sexual in a mass orgy. "

-Mark Mikini (I doubt that's how its spelled) of The Kids in the hall

[Izret101]

I wish I had a transcript of the ten o'clock news last night when she was on, she made all these comments about the minority population, and when she got to the German population, she said that Germans are known for hate, violence, bigotry, prejudice, and genocide. Somebody is racist towards Germans, or has a very bad mental illness.

Apparently she is stil in the late 40s.

Sadly he died last April.  

Indeed it is sad. But that happens when your a drug addict. It was due to "heart failure" i believe.

Bush Quotes:


"In my judgment, when the United States says there will be serious consequences, and if there isn't serious consequences, it creates adverse consequences." —George W. Bush, Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004

"Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

"Justice was being delivered to a man who defied that gift from the Almighty to the people of Iraq." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 15, 2003

Just for hahas. Because he says hillarious stuff.
Please not political comments or flame wars

Adn to balance it out since i know Kerry said soem funny stuff too.
John F. Kerry:

I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it.

I am a veteran, I fought in a war. I've been a prosecutor. I've sent people to jail for the rest of their life.

I personally didn't see personal atrocities in the sense I saw somebody cut a head off or something like that. However, I did take part in free-fire zones, I did take part in harassment and interdiction fire, I did take part in search-and-destroy missions.

I saw courage both in the Vietnam War and in the struggle to stop it. I learned that patriotism includes protest, not just military service.

[Sauza12]

Amazing Quotes from Sandra Queen Noble, five time presidential candidate and candidate for Cincinnati Mayor.

"Fighting crime starts with law enforcement because they need to be de-programmed ... Cincinnati continues to be racist. African-American people and people who you call minorities have to work and make a living with an inferiority complex, so those issues have to be dealt with."

"City Council has the same problem as do city councils nationwide. They don't have no role models. There's no reasons for politicians to get big paychecks while disrespecting the public's basic human rights, other than the government, past and present (practicing) murder, hate, theft, child abuse, mental illness, suicide and genocide ... You have to make American money American-friendly in order to deal with all areas of development in Cincinnati."

"Ghettos. Ghettos are native to German culture. The residents caught up in those living conditions simply need to be made whole."

Sandra Queen Noble, 49, independent: The Walnut Hills resident receives Social Security disability payments from a "mental injury," and said that various U.S. government agencies owe her money.


I wish I had a transcript of the ten o'clock news last night when she was on, she made all these comments about the minority population, and when she got to the German population, she said that Germans are known for hate, violence, bigotry, prejudice, and genocide. Somebody is racist towards Germans, or has a very bad mental illness.

I hate people like this.  It makes it so that even if you have honestly  been descriminated against, people will assume that you are full of BS.  

Here is a quote along the same vein from Louis Farrakhan.  This actually made me log off the internet.

"I heard from a very reliable source who saw a 25-foot-deep crater under the levee breach. It may have been blown up to destroy the black part of town and keep the white part dry"

This was, of course, made in reference to New Orleans.

[Izret101]

Evil Shop Keeper: Take this object but beware it carries a terrible curse.
Homer: Ooo thats bad.
Evil Shop Keeper: But it comes with a free frogurt.
Homer:  Ooo thats good.
Evil Shop Keeper: But the frogurt is also cursed
Homer:  Thats bad.
Evil Shop Keeper: But you get your choice of toppings
Homer:  Thats good.
Evil Shop Keeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
Homer:  .....
Evil Shop Keeper: Thats bad.
Homer:  Can i go now?

[SFS]

I heard Theodore Roosevelt once ate a whole coal train just so he could shit out a diamond for his wife's wedding ring.

[Izret101]

Arrrhalomynn: Anyways, I stumbled upon this when looking for bestiality.  http://www.feeder.co.uk
Hydrobond: Why were you looking for bestiality?
Arrrhalomynn: Oh, did I say bestiality, my bad. I meant pictures of flowers.

[Zimbacca]

"You're not hunters.  You're just sheep.  Sheep with shotguns."
-Carpenter

[wrldstrman]

Arnold
'' I LL be back with weapons"

If it bleeds we can kill it.

Clint
Go ahead make my day

I know what your thinking punk was the six shots or five are you feeling lucky.

Rodney Dangerfield

steak and sex my faviorite pair I have them the same very rare.

last time i saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it


WC Fields   I dont drink the water because fish poop in it.