Quotes

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

Damn straight, I drowned several small children when I heard Futurama had been cancelled.

"Killing someone for thinking the bible is better than the Torah or the Qur'an is no different than killing someone for thinking that the adventures of Huckleberry Finn is better than that Last Mohichans, or the lord of the rings. It's all fucking fiction."
-Ministry

And I'm sorry but that's a silly quote. Let's just think about what would happen if some popular work of Fiction was crammed down our throats for thousands of years as a religion. First of all, we'd get horrible indigestion, secondly there might be some people who get a bit attached to it, start worshiping it, start forcing it on others and start killing unbelievers in the name of our Lord and Savior Frodo Baggins.

Hell, I'd even bet that there are thousands of people out there right now who'd kill for Hairy Pooter, and it's been around for what? Six years?

When something gets so ingrained into a people's culture, it's a big deal. You can sit there and make whimsical little quotes about how trivial and silly these things are, but religion is a force to be reckoned with no matter how fictional the beliefs may be. Just look at Scientology and the South Park guy. Scientology was created a little over fifty years ago as a wager by L. Ron Hubbard and now look at it, we've got Tom Cruise flying around and zapping people with lasers.

I personally hate religion, I'm happy no matter what lies ahead. But for whatever reason 99% of the world is not and will spend their lives searching for answers, protecting those answers, and killing for those answers.

[Tynstar]

You mean like killing over fiction like Futurama?

[captain_nintendo]

Duke Henry: You're not one of my vassals... who are you?

Ash: Who wants to know?

Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.

Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town.


Also:

Ash: Clatto Verata N... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!

And:

Ash: It's a trick. Get an axe.

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

You mean like killing over fiction like Futurama?

Futurama isn't fiction, it's an important study of the future.

[TraderJake]

You mean like killing over fiction like Futurama?

Futurama is awesome. I credit Professor Farnsworth with my mantra:

"Nothing is impossible, not if you can imagine it."

[SFS]

You mean like killing over fiction like Futurama?

This my chart of importance. ( in descending order)

Staying healthy




Eating food




Sleep




Having money






Finishing college











Finding the meaning of life










Being an asshole online





















Futurama

[Zimbacca]

"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of him self without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant if I live I will kill you, if I die you are forgiven such is the rule of honor."
-Lamb of God

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

There's a good one, take that lawyers!

[Izret101]

You used that somewhere else.
I think it was in your sig at one point.

[Zimbacca]

Yeah it was.  But it's still an awesome quote.

[Izret101]

Peter Griffin:
\What do you want me to whack a guy?
Off a guy?
Whack off a guy?
I can't do that because i'm married.

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
                                                     --Tom Waits

[two_scoop_steve]

"Have you ever noticed... anybody going slower than you is an idiot. And anyone going faster is a maniac."
George Carlin

[Izret101]

"If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to."
   -- Old Irish Saying

Not sure if i like this quote or not.
Because i friggin LOVE money.
On the other hand my feelings on God come and go...

[Rejinx]

"I will eat your unhappyness"
                             Caboose

"The Terrorest are trying to find new ways to kill Americans, and so are we."             President George Bush