the legend of Ju Jitsu Jesus

[Zimbacca]

I believe I mentioned this to Nep. a a while ago. I've been writing the script of  ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…“the legend of Ju Jitsu Jesus” (I'm probably going to change it) off and on and for a while. right now I have about 7 scenes written.  I actually plan of filming it and going through all the editing and shit.  I know its not going to be a full 2 hour movie, and this is before I go through and edit it and fix a whole lot of shit, add more jokes (and funnier ones, much funnier) I would have the seventh SCENE  but I was way to lazy to type it up.  I've been hand writing this and typing it later. keep in mind before you read it, its suppose to be really shitty.   (I originally had the script just in the message box, but it's to long)

[Izret101]

That is pretty damn funny. There werent that many mistakes either just a spell check and a read through edit should fix it. Definately keep us posted on it.

[Zimbacca]

I'm dyslexic; you'll just have to deal with it but I will fix what I can. Towards the end Baseball bat Buddha is introduced.

[Izret101]

lol Buddha!
If you just run a spell check it will pull up most of the mistakes but like i said there aren't many. what program did you type it in?

[Zimbacca]

word 97, i fixed the "angle", "angel" problem.  i've ran spell check a few times, and it said there isn't any mistakes.

[danvx6]

lol funny. seems kinda like Jay and Silent Bob.

[Zimbacca]

yeah, I was about to say that.  I was originally planning it to be like Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter, but as I started writing it I reread the first scene and realized that it was like Kevin Smith's movies.

[Izret101]

I've got Word 03. If you want i ran a spell check i got some stuff and i put cap letters at the beggining of all the sentances. i could post it unless you just want to do it yourself. Reminiscent of Dogma and some PA stuff.

[Zimbacca]

oh, if you knew me as well as some of the older board members you would of know I was gonna up in PA references.  one thing that I did decide on doing, was to punk out the angels.  (studs, jeans, died hair, Tshirt, ect. its easier and cooler than finding robes and buying them)

[Zimbacca]

Gabriel's also a stoner.

[Izret101]

well i figured that was were your zombie hatred might have come from too or at least thats one reason why you are so open about it lol didnt knwo gabe was a stoner though

[Zimbacca]

yeah I told my friend josh (he plays Gabriel) to do it like a stoner.
but so far I only have parts for Jesus, Moses, Buddha, Angel, and Gabriel.

[Izret101]

you can reuse whoever plays gabriel for a small part because gabriels wasnt that big and you can keep using the same angel over and over again too because they all have small roles just make them look different what are you gonna do for you Hot Angel?

[Zimbacca]

well, all the angel's that are mentioned in the bible are going to be given a part. Gabriel comes back in the middle then at the end. and they will only play that angel.  i know enough people that i won't have to re use the same people over. (i might as a joke) as for Angel (most likely changing the name latter) she's going to be played by my one of my friends.  

[Izret101]

you should have jesus where all the other angels are and some angel says what other angels? ...or not