Almost had to lay the smack down on some idiot at my hockey game.
After the hand shake line (after the game), this jerk skates right up to one of my players and starts bitching at him. I skate in-between them and tell him the game is over.
he says: " what are you a kindergarten teacher?"
I say: " If your going to act like one, then sure"
I told him he was a poor sport, and skated away. He was screaming profanity at us / me.... I lol'd

By the way, we won 5-4 in an overtime shoot-out. We played like shit!