A Completely Unrelated Series of Thoughts.. Part 5

[ganonbanned]

so I got action replay in the mail today.  the bad part: I cant find mechassault  ANYWHERE, and the case I had for it was a blank dvd case, which I found.  I had the disk only.  I have to find it.

EDIT:  I found it in my closet, and its the wrong version.  I rented it and im returning the one that was the wrong version.  if they say something about the sticker not being on there (which they probably will), I'll return it.

im downloading auto-installer, which automatically installs 20-30 emulators on to xbox, and im looking for a multiplayer version of doom and quake for it.  I already have rocky horror picture show on there.

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[The Metamorphosing Leon]

Wow that got horribly mangled.

[captain_nintendo]

Going to be really busy at work for the next 3 weeks.

Getting ready for school?

Do you ever go to the ISSA conventions?

No I haven't.

As a facility manager, I have to fill in for my staff if we don't get a sub for the position. My cafeteria custodian is gone for 3 weeks, so I have to do his job as well as mine.

I am also filling in at crossing guard until the new one starts next week.

[Funk_Buddy]

Wow, you've got a full load then.


 

[Tynstar]

Work is fun!!!

Back to CA I go tomorrow until Saturday.

[captain_nintendo]

Scott,

Give me a call and let me know how things are going.

[Tynstar]

I have been busy at work. I will call later.

[Hydrobond]

I am also filling in at crossing guard until the new one starts next week.

Every school I know of just used 6th-8th graders as the cross guards.  Is that too risky anymore?

[TraderJake]

Yes, the states don't trust 6th-8th graders with the power of the STOP paddle.

Fun fact, you MUST stop for the old crossing guard with a STOP paddle. "You have to. State Law."

[ganonbanned]

The times are a-changing

my bro made this in 6th grade in his math class on a jornada 720 laptop, inspired by the hamburglar story (if anyone knows what im talking about and has a copy PM me), which he read the highly edited version of.  everyone in my small town knows this story, the kids at the playground, the junkies at the music store, which are good friends of him, he goes and hangs out there for at least an hour every day. I just named it right now after the bob dylan song.
sorry about the grammar.

It was cold saturday morning. bert looked opened up the old, yellow shades. outside it was pouring down like cats and dogs. Bert was planning on feeding pigeons today, and going out with a couple of "buddies" tonight , if you know what I mean, but his plans were ruined. The pigeons were in the park, him and his buddies hung out in the park near the swings (if you know what I mean). Now, he was stuck at home with ernie. Ernie, how was a buddy of his since college, had been very agravating to burt. Burt woke ernie up by shaking him violently.
"aghhh what do you want" ernie shouted at what he thought was the boogie man.
"hey orangeie dont you have a job" burt said in a hung over daze.
"oh no not again "ernie said.
ernie got up then pulled on what he caled his uniform a white suit with little speks of bird poop (these speks wernt necisary) that made ernie feel speacial like when his moma hugged him when he was young (how should i put this his moma hugged 1 to many strangers then disapered ). Ernie whnt off to scrape some poop when burt stoped him.
"you forgot your "hat" said burt. (this hat of "hat" his was a paper bag that shaded him from the humiliation of being "weird" if you know what i mean. after a certain news artical came out with a headline of "burt and ernie gay?")
When ernie got to his job he was whipped several times by the snout of a certain snuffaluffagus.
"LATE AGAIN" his boss bigbird screamed in a drunken rage.
"i am sorry it wont happen again boss" ernie cried.
ernie went through another day off gettingwhiped scraping poop and crieing at what he thought was a good job (he was getting payed 2.50 an hour).
while that was hapining burt was scavenging through the small appartment building the couple shared through the broken funiture past the tv with a blood stained golf club (ernies blood was on this) .the big mess had happened a few weeks ago after bert had been at the bar until 3 inthe morning. for his bottle of orange murky dark liquid he called his little friend (later to find that he drank it all the night before this was a 2 liter bottle of booze). bert was searching under the bed the couple had shared when he came across a few blue furs and then cookie crumbs. this made burt made he took ernies american express card and left (he went to mr. hoopers liquor store).
then ernie stoped at cookie monsters house for milk andcookies (these cookies were loaded with laxitives). ernie went home. bert was waiting for him with a revolver in his back poket.
"ernie where where you" bert asked
"I was at my friends house"
"ernie you dont have any friends"
"yes i do, the cookie monster"
"did he give you cookies"
"yess"
"ernie what kind of cookies werethey"
"I think they were called laxitives"
"yes ernie do you know what a laxative is"
"i dont know burt i have to go the bathroom"
"take a bath while your at it i will get rubber duck" burt said than took a swig of booze.
"I will take a bath when i want to I worked all day i wasnt to rest. first a bird pooped..."
"I dont care" said bert rudely
"your drunk and youdont care I cant belive it never in my life"
"were have you been every day for the past month i have been drunk (bert or ernie didnt know this but he realy had been boozing them on scince he had enough money. just put it this way he was 10.)
ernie haddnt gotten to the bathroom yet.
"ernie is time i tell you somthing.This is about all those articals. i realy think were gay."
"bert your drunk and were not gay if we were we wouldnt be wearin the pink under wear we made each other. besides were just men that like each other"
bert finishedhis bottle of booze broke it over the tv screen and said
"ernie its time either you or i go i have a reputation. its not a gay one. its time you go" bert took out the revolver.
ernie said "plese bert i promise i will be strait." unexpectedly ernie attacked then took the gun. with out aiming shot it several times each hitting bert. then put on a bandana.
***
ernie had to do something he paked his baggs and headed to the old falling apart mcbonalds in the purple tubes (see hamburglar). who knows how longhe lived there.
When the cops finsly came fuzz was every were and there was no trace of ernie. that night you could hear ernie saying bert iam sorry.


THE END

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

Yeah, that I didn't read. Wall of text crits for over 9000!

[Tondog]

I'm at work...AT 5 AM!!!! 

Gotta test some site before business hours. At least we have free Mountain Dew here!

[Zimbacca]

It's 2:30 PM and I'm not going to work until 4:00.

[ganonbanned]

I worked 12:00-3:00 today.  thats not that much, but I love where I work. I might be one of the only remotely sane people there.