Ok, I'm stealing this from another forum.  Which stole it from somewhere else:
Here are the rules for picture wars
1. I post a picture
2. You reply to the post with a picture that "beats" that picture. Examples:
 1. A picture of a fat chick beats a picture of a malnourished child.
 2. A picture of a Stairmaster 2000 beats the picture of the fat chick.
 3. A picture of a treadmill beats a picture of a Stairmaster 2000.
 4. A picture of a car beats a picture of a treadmill.
 5. A picture of a tow truck beats a picture of a car.
 6. etc.
3. Chucknoris does not count, because he is a fag and Theodore Roosevelt is way better.
4. No back to back posting plz.

Now someone posts something which can beat a tree.