I hate this game. It's one of the few I simply cannot just pick up and be moderately good at and so it sucks.
It's not the game's fault that you have no sense of rhythm.

It's not that, I can somewhat successfully play the drumset in my basement to music and make it sound fine. My foot tap tap a tappas whenever it gets the chance. It's more like some weird coordination thing, or the fact that I hate being told how to dance.