B Movies Rock Like Krokus

[jonlester]

I just ordered "Laserblast" from Amazon and delivery date is estimated to be the day before Halloween. I'm set.

[Tynstar]

The Evil Dead movies and some of the Ed Wood movies are the only B movies I can think of that I have seen.

Evil Dead some of the best.

Ed Wood only good if watching with a group of people.

[Sauza12]

A movie is playing on Sci-Fi at 9:00 on Saturday that looks like it could have something to it called Centipede!  Very cheesy SFX and acting from what I've seen so far.

[Lord Nepenthean]

I just got done watching Murdercycle a few hours ago.

The cover is the best thing about this movie.  Admittedly, it is a REALLY cool cover, but don't bother seeing this.  Most of the people on the IMDB gave this a 1/10.  I'd knock it up to a 2/10 only because I've seen a lot worse, but this was pretty bad.  The biggest problem was the horrendous acting, poor sound, and the crazy "doctor" who could read everyone's minds.  Blech.  The video and audio transfers were so bad that even though the movie came out in 1999, I felt like I was watching something ten years older than that.  Still, I might make a t-shirt out of that cover art just because I sat through the whole thing without falling asleep.

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

Anyone seen Angel of the Night? It was dutch or somthing, I dunno if it was that bad or not cause I was playing Myth at the same time.

[Lord Nepenthean]

Nope, never heard of it.  I did see Blood Moon at Hollywood Video the other day, and almost rented it.

Last night, I watched two good B horror flicks.  The first was C.H.U.D., which for those not in the know, stands for "Cannibalistic Humanoid Undergroud Dwellers."  I wish I was making that up.  If you haven't seen this movie, grab a few friends and rent it.  It's absolutely hilarious, and it has that guy from Home Alone in it.

The other one I watched was Jack Frost, which is about a horrible murderer named Jack Frost that was on his way to execuion when the transport wrecked in a snowstorm.  They had hit a vehicle testing some sort of biological goo stuff, and it sprayed all over Jack Frost.  Of course, this turns him into a murdering snowman.  (What a coincidence that his name was Jack Frost.)  This movie is supposed to be awful, and it is.  But, think about it.  There is a murderer turned snowman named Jack Frost on the loose, with constant metal Christmas songs playing in the background.  Though not the best, there are also some good one-liners.  I didn't recognize any of the actors or actresses besides Shannon Elizabeth.  There is a really horrible scene with her in it, but I won't spoil that for you.

[Hydrobond]

Just one thing, that is not a motorcycle, it is a dirt bike.  

[Tynstar]

Just one thing, that is not a motorcycle, it is a dirt bike.  

The difference is?

[Hydrobond]

Murdercycle should be a crotch rocket, not a dirt bike.

vs.

[Sauza12]

The first was C.H.U.D.,

I love this movie!  I still use the term CHUD in my normal conversations to describe a particularly ugly person.

"Damn what the hell is wrong with that guy?  He looks like a CHUD."