That's ridiculous. Led Zeppelin at #3? Come on! Cannibal Corpse ought to be on there
somewhere. They're about a thousand times heavier than some of those wussy bands.

And if that's not enough for you, those of you who are 18 or older should look at
this.
The worst thing is that's just the beginning. I didn't say they were good (they suck). They're just a LOT heavier than most of the bands on that list that I'm familiar with. (There are quite a few I'm not too familiar with, though.)