uvula sounds an awful lot like vulva. If I had one of those, I'd get it pierced.
Well, you could always get one of those operations. And then you could pierce it. ÂÂÂ
Those glasses are freaky.  Would that even be comfortable?
Since they have no frame on the side I can wear them while I sleep and still roll onto my side.
What about when they catch on the pillow case and rip out of the piercing while you sleep.