I Have a Story.

[Cryptid Collector]

aaannnddd....awkward.

You have no idea, my good man.

And hopefully, you never will.

That hotel had to replace the curtains, beds, carpet, everything.

What, am I not paying you enough blackmail money to keep things quiet?!

Your not paying me a dime, you have me confused with someone else.

"Someone else"... rrriiight.

Now I see how it is...

I swear on Bellamina's grave, it's Joe over there your giving money too.

So he's the middleman in your money laundering scheme...

I wish, he doesn't pay me either.

You're not very good at cutting deals with your partners in crime, are ya?

He keep writing "blackmail money" on the checks so I can't cash them.

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

OTHER STUFF YADDA YADDA YADDA

This thread is getting off topic. Wasn't it about posting pony pictures?

[img width=625 height=351]http://denver.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw4480-0dcPP.jpg[/img]

That better?

No, THIS is better:

[img width=320 height=243]http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/2964480_o.gif[/img]

BTW I wonder when they're gonna air this episode again?

It was totally bad@$$...

Ponies are Bad@$$ as a whole.

Hey, wait a minute...

@$$...

...whole?

Oh, you!

It appears my perplexing predilection for pejorative punnery-- if not alliteration-- is starting to have an influence...

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

aaannnddd....awkward.

You have no idea, my good man.

And hopefully, you never will.

That hotel had to replace the curtains, beds, carpet, everything.

What, am I not paying you enough blackmail money to keep things quiet?!

Your not paying me a dime, you have me confused with someone else.

"Someone else"... rrriiight.

Now I see how it is...

I swear on Bellamina's grave, it's Joe over there your giving money too.

So he's the middleman in your money laundering scheme...

I wish, he doesn't pay me either.

You're not very good at cutting deals with your partners in crime, are ya?

He keep writing "blackmail money" on the checks so I can't cash them.

It's hard to find good help these days.

[Silent Scythe]

[img width=320 height=243]http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/2964480_o.gif[/img]

BTW I wonder when they're gonna air this episode again?

It was totally bad@$$...

I remember liking this episode a lot as well.

Pony:"Oh no! Action Hank!"

AH: "Breakfast is now over! Prepare to get brunched in the face!"

[Cryptid Collector]

aaannnddd....awkward.

You have no idea, my good man.

And hopefully, you never will.

That hotel had to replace the curtains, beds, carpet, everything.

What, am I not paying you enough blackmail money to keep things quiet?!

Your not paying me a dime, you have me confused with someone else.

"Someone else"... rrriiight.

Now I see how it is...

I swear on Bellamina's grave, it's Joe over there your giving money too.

So he's the middleman in your money laundering scheme...

I wish, he doesn't pay me either.

You're not very good at cutting deals with your partners in crime, are ya?

He keep writing "blackmail money" on the checks so I can't cash them.

It's hard to find good help these days.

It's less embarrassing than what he put on the last checks he had to write me.

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

Blah-de-blah

It's hard to find good help these days.

It's less embarrassing than what he put on the last checks he had to write me.

Like the one where he wrote that it was for pony-themed,er, "romance aids"?

[Cryptid Collector]

Blah-de-blah

It's hard to find good help these days.

It's less embarrassing than what he put on the last checks he had to write me.

Like the one where he wrote that it was for pony-themed,er, "romance aids"?

He did it to you too, huh? I knew I shouldn't have picked up that shipment from the "fun ranch" for him.

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

Blah-de-blah

It's hard to find good help these days.

It's less embarrassing than what he put on the last checks he had to write me.

Like the one where he wrote that it was for pony-themed,er, "romance aids"?

He did it to you too, huh? I knew I shouldn't have picked up that shipment from the "fun ranch" for him.

In my case, he wrote "Optimus Prime-themed..." er, thingies.

Needless to say, I was not amused; Optimus and I have a highly professional and platonic relationship.

[Cryptid Collector]

Blah-de-blah

It's hard to find good help these days.

It's less embarrassing than what he put on the last checks he had to write me.

Like the one where he wrote that it was for pony-themed,er, "romance aids"?

He did it to you too, huh? I knew I shouldn't have picked up that shipment from the "fun ranch" for him.

In my case, he wrote "Optimus Prime-themed..." er, thingies.

Needless to say, I was not amused; Optimus and I have a highly professional and platonic relationship.

As do I with Celestia.

[Izret101]

Wasn't that an ep of power puff girls or dexters lab?

[Cryptid Collector]

Wasn't that an ep of power puff girls or dexters lab?

Dexter's Lab.

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

Blah-de-blah

It's hard to find good help these days.

It's less embarrassing than what he put on the last checks he had to write me.

Like the one where he wrote that it was for pony-themed,er, "romance aids"?

He did it to you too, huh? I knew I shouldn't have picked up that shipment from the "fun ranch" for him.

In my case, he wrote "Optimus Prime-themed..." er, thingies.

Needless to say, I was not amused; Optimus and I have a highly professional and platonic relationship.

As do I with Celestia.

I get the impression that you wish to take the relationship to another level...

[Cryptid Collector]

Blah-de-blah

It's hard to find good help these days.

It's less embarrassing than what he put on the last checks he had to write me.

Like the one where he wrote that it was for pony-themed,er, "romance aids"?

He did it to you too, huh? I knew I shouldn't have picked up that shipment from the "fun ranch" for him.

In my case, he wrote "Optimus Prime-themed..." er, thingies.

Needless to say, I was not amused; Optimus and I have a highly professional and platonic relationship.

As do I with Celestia.

I get the impression that you wish to take the relationship to another level...

Eenope.

[blcklblskt]

Blah-de-blah

It's hard to find good help these days.

It's less embarrassing than what he put on the last checks he had to write me.

Like the one where he wrote that it was for pony-themed,er, "romance aids"?

He did it to you too, huh? I knew I shouldn't have picked up that shipment from the "fun ranch" for him.

In my case, he wrote "Optimus Prime-themed..." er, thingies.

Needless to say, I was not amused; Optimus and I have a highly professional and platonic relationship.

As do I with Celestia.

I get the impression that you wish to take the relationship to another level...

Eenope.

I see you want to elope with that certain someone...

[Cryptid Collector]

Blah-de-blah

It's hard to find good help these days.

It's less embarrassing than what he put on the last checks he had to write me.

Like the one where he wrote that it was for pony-themed,er, "romance aids"?

He did it to you too, huh? I knew I shouldn't have picked up that shipment from the "fun ranch" for him.

In my case, he wrote "Optimus Prime-themed..." er, thingies.

Needless to say, I was not amused; Optimus and I have a highly professional and platonic relationship.

As do I with Celestia.

I get the impression that you wish to take the relationship to another level...

Eenope.

I see you want to elope with that certain someone...

Naw, she's way to old for me.