I was telling the 5-year-old who is often at our house about Apache Chief.
Later the wife was getting ready to help her color Easter eggs, and the 5 year old says:
"What if there was an egg that could grow to any size it wanted?"
I go, "An egg? Haha, would he be like Dizzy the Egg?"
Her - "Who's that?"
Me - "A game character in England"
Her - "haha, what?!"
Wife - "He's a game character in England!"
*some confusion*
So wife has to say - "But eggs aren't people"
little girl - ".......but Humpty Dumpty is real right?"
Wife - "Yeah, but he's an anomaly"