A Completely Unrelated Series of Thoughts.. part 4

[Hydrobond]

I dunno about that. I you can see it in the rear view mirror then you are going into the rest of Ohio (unfortunate) going into Kentucky (worse) or entering Indiana (heaven help you).  You'd have to go quite a ways away from Cincinnati to escape 'teh suck'.  

At least we get all 4 seasons up here. :-)

[TraderJake]

At least we do not have to be bilingual... yet.
At least we are not Columbus.
Our ribs kick so much ass that they sell them at the Detroit ballpark.

[SFS]

We won 3 medals (2 bronze and 1 silver) last week at the Ohio State international wine competition.  Also, Ohio is doing a wine commercial for all of its wineries.  They didn't even film any of the other vineyards because theirs didn't have our beauty, and their vines were pretty bare (they had to use fake vines for Valley Vineyard.  shhhhhh.  its a secret!).  Oh yeah, did I mention that we are in CINCINNATI.

[TraderJake]

Please note that while SFS's winery does kick ass and take names, SFS still can't navigate the roads at all, even if he has been to the place before.

That is just how confusing roads are here, they really will eat you alive.

[den68]

boy you guys are trying really hard to convince us Ohio has some redeeming value.

no need to pimp Michigan or more specifically Detroit. we don't give a shit what anyone thinks of us.

[TraderJake]

Good thing I live in Cincinnati USA.

www.cincinnatiusa.com

Truly living in the 4 other Ohios is a fate worse than death

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

Cincinnati:

When the swollen Ohio River floods again, and the  
Rats are making lifeboats of aluminum siding,
I'll watch it on TV and say to my friends  
I lived there once, in Cincinnati, and it was not so bad.
Gets a lot of bad press, Cincinnati,
What with the censorship and the grandmother busted for feeding parking meters and
The retarded man with the brick shot down and Marge Schott praising
The Nazis and the burning crosses at the unfinished Underground Railroad
Museum and the birthplace of the KKK right down the street,  
In addition to that of President Taft, and who's to say
What is art but the people who have to live near it anyway?
Some people call it a cesspool, others the most livable of cities.
I say appreciate it for what it is, there
They wear white, gingham dresses, and spit politely, and sell soaps
Which make everything clean.
Fuck the animals anyway. Inject them, proctor and gamble them,  
Radiate them, like the indigent people at University Hospital,  
Massive doses of radiation, fuck them,  
They were poor anyway, the doctors
Knew what would happen,  
But they tested anyway and  
Why yes, they do die.  
Fuck them, go ahead now,  
Test all the new drugs on them, at Phoenix Labs, it always rises
To the top, you need to spit to breathe there, yes we have
Chiquita bananas. Fuck Honduras anyway. I'll never let them say that
You were not my friend, Cincinnati, let me count the ways
Scratch that. It's all relative and the flies, surprisingly,
Are not so bad in Cincinnati, they respect the scents of
Rotten yogurt peach schnapps moist pork and pollen, they  
Respect those smells, and they've learned to stay away
It's not like shit, Cincinnati.  
Look, to everyone around I'll say, look, it's better than LA
The cops won't shoot you there, if you're white
And the Rainman was filmed there and they've
Got good ice cream at a place called Graeters and
I don't understand but
Some people like the Chili, which is made with Chocolate, and I spent
Three years of my life there and it was not so bad there
Three years of my life there
It was not so bad there
Are hills there and there and there and there is a river and
Aisles and aisles of good cheap bourbon across the bridge there and there is
Nothing wrong with preserving an island if you are an islander there
Is nothing wrong with judging if you are a judge
It's not your home, Cincinnati, so you don't understand it.
People born and died there
People died and were born there
Just leave it alone to grow, the mold count is high but
You can live there, if you need to,  
It's most livable, if you live there.
I lived there once, in Cincinnati, and it was not so bad.


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[Tynstar]

Please note that while SFS's winery does kick ass and take names, SFS still can't navigate the roads at all, even if he has been to the place before.

That is just how confusing roads are here, they really will eat you alive.

Or how dumb he is.  |D

[SFS]

Please note that while SFS's winery does kick ass and take names, SFS still can't navigate the roads at all, even if he has been to the place before.

That is just how confusing roads are here, they really will eat you alive.

I got past Winton Woods. I'm just happy I got the police to escort me back to work.

P.S. Cincinnati is the third coast where we drink the most.
P.P.S. I herd Tynstar eats his own farts.
confirm/deny  

[Tynstar]

P.P.S. I herd Tynstar eats his own farts.
confirm/deny  

Yeah

Don't you?

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

It's late / early.

Good night / morning.

[archetype]

I know of a company looking to hire mechanical engineers. They work in the energy field. Just FYI.

[Izret101]

Yaaaayyy 1 hour lunch break.
Which is over in sub 5 mins....

Get home from work (5pm)
shower
change... again(it ended up WAY to hot and humid for the jeans i was wearing)
meet at a friends house(5:30-6)
get movie tickets(6:20ish)
hangout in arcade/mall
view movie(7:15)
back to friends house(9ish...)
game/watch more movies/tv(12am-???am)
drive to cuz's house( am)
sleep(sometime before 5am)

be to work by noon sunday

Eventually not sleeping will kill me.

[Cham Zord]

I know a company named Monsanto. They sell a bovine growth hormone that is used to make cows produce more milk. When they milk the cows, though, pus gets into the milk. Pretty nasty stuff.

[captain_nintendo]

I know a company named Monsanto. They sell a bovine growth hormone that is used to make cows produce more milk. When they milk the cows, though, pus gets into the milk. Pretty nasty stuff.

ewww